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The Toast

S5 Ep111: Sunday on a Monday: Monday, August 15th, 2022

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Southern Charm Recap (16:10)
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap (21:01)
  • Anne Heche dead at 53 following horrific car crash (Page Six) (27:07)
  • Kim Zolciak-Biermann's Daughter Ariana Arrested on Suspicion of DUI with High School Boyfriend in Georgia (PEOPLE) (30:31)
  • Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Toned Legs in Daisy Dukes While Debuting Her New Roller Skates Line (PEOPLE) (34:53)
  • Chrissy Metz on Launching Her Music Career: I 'Want to Share My Heart and Soul' (PEOPLE) (42:48)
  • Doritos Releases Two New Flavors Inspired by Condiments (PEOPLE) (46:10)
Unburden Yourselves (50:04)

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials. Hey girl, it's how you do happy Monday to everyone.

0:07.0

Hey everyone, happy Monday. I am sorry to tell you that it's Monday. I'm sorry to be the one to let you know. Maybe you have

0:15.2

evaded it knowing it until now, but it's Monday sucks to suck. What can I say? It doesn't feel real yet because we are

0:23.8

recording this episode Sunday night because tomorrow I'm obviously traveling to get to you so we can do a

0:28.8

whole week of together. YouTube shows. So it doesn't really feel like Monday, but like knowing that it's coming is

0:34.3

somehow worse. Yeah, I mean for us, it's Sunday night, which is oh Sunday night.

0:42.8

Oh, Sunday night. So I don't know what's worse Sunday night or Monday morning. Sound off in the comments.

0:54.3

No, it's definitely Monday morning. Yeah, at least Sunday night is just like a cozy, cute, anxious vibe.

1:02.3

Right. And like if you do it right, like you can cultivate a premium Sunday evening. Like you can prepare yourself for the week.

1:08.3

Feel like good, clean your house, eat, take a bath, read. Like it can be peaceful. There's a potential for positivity.

1:17.3

I actually feel like I am having one of those Sunday nights, but I feel like we're a tale of two different Sunday nights because I had a very productive day.

1:28.3

Not only are we doing are we working Sunday night. So I get to you know, sleep in if my alarm will let me sleep in my alarm being my son.

1:36.3

If you allow that for tomorrow morning, but I had a closet organizer at my house today organized by Danielle. And so I am just like new outlook on life.

1:46.3

I feel like I'm not to rub it in, but I'm just like having one of those very productive Sundays.

1:52.3

I literally hate you. I'm having literally the worst day. And like I'm only slightly like happy about it because I've actually been getting a lot of like feedback from the toasters that they miss my hungover episodes.

2:02.3

And I feel like for a long time, I was like doing it too frequently. It was like every Friday. I was hungover and like we don't like.

2:07.3

It's like funny, but it like you can't really like put out a good episode if you're not like your brain's not working. So I haven't done a hungover episode in a while.

2:16.3

And it's Sunday night. It's 9 p.m. and I'm literally I mean, I feel better, but I feel like I just woke up like I'm not okay.

2:23.3

So tell me about what you did and what and how contributed to this hangover.

2:28.3

It was tequila. I went out to dinner and I was planning on just like going out to dinner, having a couple cocktails, like getting loose, but not like that loose.

2:39.3

But you know when things just like come together, you know, I was talking to Taylor Strecker and Taylor Donahue and they like I thought they were embossed in, but they were back in the city and they were at a restaurant nearby.

2:48.3

So like everything was just like working out. Everything was coming up cloudy. And so we just like I leaned in and I had a great time. I went to a gay bar.

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