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Never Thought I'd Say This

S5 Ep110: All The Time In The World To Be Petty

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

This week, Jodie and Celia talk about the role of a stay-at-home parent. What duties  that role should and should NOT include, and how one mom’s story brought out a whole lot of their inner pettiness. Cause these two… they got alllll the time in the world to be petty.

YouTube: Never Thought I’d Say This 
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0:00.0

Hello party people and by party people, we obviously mean sleep deprived parents better known as the never nation. I am your host Jody sweeten and I'm joined by my favorite sleep deprived parents.

0:23.0

I am sleep deprived like badly this week. I'm just a spaz, but that's kind of an everyday thing, but it's there's varying levels of spaz.

0:32.0

Well, right, right. And it's Monday and we know that with Mondays comes the level of spaz, but I was away this weekend, so I didn't sleep well.

0:39.0

How was your weekend? It was really fun. We were solving, which I have not been before.

0:46.0

My way through their pastries. That's what we did. Ables, Ables, Ables, Ables, Ables, Ables, Ables. I don't know what the fuck that is. You didn't have an Ables, maybe I did. What is it? They're like fried doughnut doughy things. Oh, yeah, we did. Yes, we did. We had very jam. Yeah, we had we had that. Those were really good. I didn't realize that's what they were called. We had pancakes. We had.

1:07.0

Remember Ables, but I can't remember my own zip code. Yeah, that sounds about right. Yeah, a Danish sausage and pancakes and I don't. I mean, we wanted dinner and have like charcuterie and stuff like that. It was really good time.

1:25.0

Yeah, there are. And of course, we had to get pea soup because it's like famous pea soup. Yeah, that's right. We want to Anderson's Dustin has been gunning for that since we drove to Napa while back and get being like,

1:36.0

Famous pea soup. We have to get it. And I was like, I don't want to. He's like, come on. Anderson's is good. Well, he kept being like, it's split pea soup and it has ham. Like don't you want that? And I was like, I'm Jewish. I've never had that. Like growing up, you don't have split as a Jew who's conservative split pea soup with ham is not a thing. Well, I figured as much.

1:53.0

So, but we did get some, though, no ham in it. Did you go to the ostrich and we did not, but we did drive by it because our hotel is right outside of solving and every single time. We would just be like, look at them.

2:07.0

Fucking ostrich. Dude, I'm telling you those things are terrifying. They are. Yeah, they are. I took the girls there and we were like feeding them. No, I don't want to do that though. Oh, yeah, no, you feed them. And they're like holy shit. And they're like kind of aggressive.

2:21.0

Yeah, they're kind of dicks. Peck at your shirt. No, no, no. It was great. I'm not a big fan of birds in general. There's only very few that I can tolerate. So a big fucking bird fly. Yes, it's a big fucking bird. It's a big pecky, becky fucking bird.

2:35.0

A gigantic dinosaur bird is what it is. It's a rip you to shreds with it. It's a becky motherfucker. That's what it is. And I'm not interested in that becky motherfucker.

2:45.0

Fucking with me. That's all. Wow. I can't do it. But I didn't sleep really well hotel. I also had my period because you know whenever you go away. That's what happens.

2:57.0

Romantic vacation. Nope. And seed. Yeah, so we just ate a lot. It was fun. He did. We did. Yes, you know, I don't drink very often. So we hadn't eaten very much on Friday night and we went out with wine and I'd a beer.

3:13.0

I was totally drunk. Like just drunk. And knew it. I guess I was kind of quiet about it. And then we went to go get the whatever the fuck you just said. Don't on skewers.

3:25.0

And we went to this bar that served them like sort of food. And we sat in a place where they were like, oh, if you sit here, you have to be the DJ, which I was like, woohoo. And it was all vinyl. So I was just picking different records.

3:37.0

And like handing aren't there. Like cool. Like, you know, just doing a bunch of fun, you know, songs, whatever, most 70 stuff. And then at some point, I guess, you know, when we first got there, he was like, well, do you want a cocktail? And of course, because I'm drunk at this point, I'm like, sure.

3:50.0

Of course. Right.

3:51.0

Why not? And so he was a cocktail. And at one point, I didn't tell me this until yesterday, because I was like, I was drunk on Friday, huh? And he was like, yeah. And I was like, shit, I'm sorry. And he was like, I love you. And I was like, great.

4:04.0

And then he goes, yeah, by the way, you didn't drink your last cocktail. And I was like, I didn't. He's like, no, I switched them.

4:11.0

Because at one point, I guess I turned around. And I was like, well, I've drink. I had that much of the old fashioned. He was like, yes. He was like, no, I realized that you were totally drunk. And I was like, well, she can't drink this. So he switched.

4:22.0

I'm always the bad influence friend, where I'm like, let's just see where this goes. You have enough. No, it's fine. Let's just.

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