S5 Ep11: Getting Your Lick Back with a Lime Scooter???

Two Idiot Girls

Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

hi lil bb freaksssss!! this week we continued to cackle over y'all's best revenge and karma stories! in this episode we talked about how Drew used to torture men in college??, how to trick your cheating boyfriend into thinking he has a heart condition LOL, and how the worst thing you could ever do to us is make us your enemies!

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0:00.0	All right, friends, welcome back to another episode of Two Idiot Girls.
0:17.0	How you doing?
0:20.1	I'm alright
0:21.1	yeah
0:22.0	yeah it's one of those days
0:24.9	I feel that
0:25.7	also I have no nails today
0:27.4	but I'm getting my new set tomorrow
0:29.5	oh I get my new set tomorrow too
0:30.7	I have to take these off today
0:31.8	I took mine off yesterday because
0:34.1	well that thumb one was broken
0:35.8	yeah my thumb was broken which I kept
0:37.6	gluing back on which is fine but then my middle one on this finger cracked and
0:42.5	then my pinky one on this finger cracked and I was like okay so we're done but then
0:47.1	I was like I don't have any work and I get a new set Monday morning I'm just
0:51.3	gonna take these off because then it was just annoying me having to like I knew I had to wash my hair yesterday and i was like if i do that with these all these broken
0:57.9	nails all the hair's gonna get stuck yeah no i get that so i was like uh get rid of these and then i
1:02.8	won't feel so stressed out when i try to do it 30 minutes before i have to be there which i
1:07.1	always think it's crazy i was good the night before, but it's much for our own, I guess. I always do it the morning of, which is not good. It doesn't work.
1:14.4	Yeah.
1:15.5	So, no one be afraid, but I do have no nails right now.
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