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The Toast

S5 Ep108: Be The Beyonce: Wednesday, August 10th, 2022

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

  • Jennette McCurdy reveals what made her forever 'pissed' at Ariana Grande (Page Six) (20:28)
  • Angela Yee tweets 'The Breakfast Club as you know it is officially over' (Page Six) (26:13)
  • Bikini-clad Margot Robbie leaps into ocean during a lavish yacht trip with her rarely seen husband and pal Rami Malek (Daily Mail) (36:41)
  • Kim Kardashian brings her signature all-neutral style to Beats (Page Six Style) (42:58)
  • Mindy Kalin Says Rumors About B.J. Novak Being Her Children's Father Don't 'Bother' Her (PEOPLE) (49:00)
Dear Toasters Advice Segment ([email protected]) (56:58)

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0:00.0

Good morning, morning, morning. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy what is it?

0:05.2

Oh my God, it's hope day. Happy Wednesday everyone. Hope having your hope you're

0:09.7

having a glorious Wednesday. Hey, Jacks, how you doing?

0:12.4

They're in good. It's the day everyone's been waiting for the day on everybody's

0:16.7

lips. Wednesday.

0:18.1

Sexy Wednesday. Well, it is hump day. Don't forget to hump someone you love. Of

0:23.8

course, as every Wednesday comes, I will be humping for you. As every day comes,

0:29.3

you will be humping Theo. But on Wednesday, it's allowed. It's encouraged. Yeah,

0:33.6

let's let's be real with one another. Hashtag be real. How is Thrysanne? Thrysanne is doing

0:39.5

well. Just kind of bends in Boston for like sprit stuff for today and yesterday. So it's

0:44.8

been mom and son day and it's been so nice to be the apple of Theo's eye. You know,

0:50.6

get all of his attention. It's been an absolute joy. Mother sun bonding. You love to see it.

0:56.1

I can't wait for Theo's wedding when we do a mother sun dance. And who will Theo be

1:00.7

marrying, do you think? Probably me. So the first dance between bride and groom is also

1:08.8

the mother's son. Yeah, we're killing two birds with one stone. Theo doesn't have a

1:14.7

girlfriend. No, Theo's pretty asexual. It's because he's in love with his mother.

1:21.9

It's because he's in love with himself, actually. Oh, just like his mother. And you know,

1:25.8

if you look like Theo, you would be in love with yourself too, guys. Like it's true.

1:29.8

No, Olivia needs to get a female dog that could be Theo's girlfriend, just like Bryson

1:35.0

Noles. I mean, get you a love like Bryson Noles, you guys. Well, actually, even though

1:40.2

Theo, I do believe is asexual. If he were to be sexual, I do think he would be more

1:45.1

attracted to male dogs. So I would suggest for better for the optimum chance of him falling

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