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The Toast

S5 Ep106: Kim, Pete, Rebecca and Gertrude: Monday, August 8th, 2022

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2022

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

  • Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson Break Up After 9 Months of Dating (E! News) (26:35)
  • Khloe Kardashian, Tristan Thompson welcome baby boy via surrogate, Khloe Kardashian and private equity investor break up, 'things fizzled out' (Page Six) (33:50)
  • Inside Teresa Giudice and Luis Ruelas' extravagant wedding (Page Six), Melissa Gorga, Joe Gorga Skipped Teresa Giudice's Wedding After 'Unforgivable' Betrayal: Sources (PEOPLE) (40:50)
  • Anne Heche 'in stable condition' after being severely burned in car crash (Page Six) (54:22)
  • 'Top Gun: Maverick' Flies Past 'Titanic' at All-Time Domestic Box Office (58:42)
Unburden Yourselves - ([email protected]) (1:06:31)

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0:00.0

Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toes. Happy Monday. Oh my God.

0:06.0

This morning has felt like an entire week in and of itself. I didn't even realize it was Monday.

0:09.2

Hey, Jacks. How you doing? I'm doing good. This is our first official toast remote in the new setup.

0:16.0

Of course, everything. There's room for improvement. Of course, but I'm really excited to see how it goes.

0:22.0

Me too. Obviously, we spent the last two weeks getting your remote studio looking sick and

0:26.8

mission accomplished. And my remote studio, we like kind of like forgot about. So this morning, we have just been.

0:35.8

Tech girl is back. Like maybe they should replace Batgirl, the movie with tech girl because she's real. She's sweating and she's doing her best. So our audio should be pretty premium today video.

0:46.4

We're going to keep working on these static. Don't jinx it. Last time you said that on the Monday of a first setup, you know, all how broke loose. So true.

0:55.1

So I think our audio will be audible. Yeah, hopefully. And our video should be gorgeous because we are. That's true. Like at the end of the day, a video is only as gorgeous as the girls in it. And we are girls on film.

1:10.1

Too many one in yeah, because I'm in between Claudia wearing a headset and having a microphone and being back in the studio.

1:19.3

You know that it's on and she will be back to singing will have to see how our remote singing does if we can sync up. But it might just be like a lot of solos from you, which I know you're really upset about.

1:30.3

Oh, crying tears of sadness.

1:33.3

Not solos. No, you mean by myself.

1:39.3

No, I'm shy. Oh, no, let's talk about the weekend. I got back from Florida yesterday and honestly, like the chaotic nature of this morning has really highlighted like how there is such a difference in our quality of lives to be completely honest like this morning, yelling at construction workers, telling them to stop drilling for an hour.

1:58.3

I have the sweaty snack on the planet. And that's just a little bit about me.

2:03.3

You are dearly missed in the sunshine state. And I know that you know it and I know that you miss us. And so it's not like I have to convince you that you're mister that you should be missing us.

2:12.3

It's just a sad state of affairs.

2:15.3

100% and you know what? I was like so emotional yesterday on the way to the airport. And that's my level of emotion when I know I'm literally coming back in less than a week.

2:25.3

So I can't imagine the next time I leave where I don't have an actual set date set trip planned. I'm not going to be okay.

2:34.3

No, you're not. But I think you're officially a snow bird. If that means being here every other week, you or like we have been in the process of getting my house ready for you, like ordering all the things that you'll need, you know, from the big things to the small things.

2:47.3

I literally ordered outdoor furniture for you. Otherwise, I probably would have put it off except I'm glad that you inspired me to do it because now I'm really excited. But down to the shampoo toothpaste toothbrush.

2:56.3

So like if you have a set of your things in another state, I think that you are officially, you know, living between states.

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