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Welcome to season 5, episode 1. I'm your host Jason Hill and I'm thrilled you could join me for the very first episode of season 5.

It's been a journey, my friends, but the long hiatus is over and we are back, baby! Guns blazing!

You know, I want to apologize to everyone for the long wait, but wait, what?

Season 4 just ended last week? Oh, good god, man, I need a rest! Damn.

Well, I was going to regale you with the stories of all the adventures I had since our last mating,

but since it was just a few days ago, let's just uh... I fucking don't make it quick.

Woke up, picked up dog shit, moved the lawn, cleaned the kitchen, walked the dogs,

threw something in the oven, back to sleep, woke up, paid bills, therapist, crying, ill-advised

online shopping, vacuuming, frozen pizza, back to sleep, woke up, just to take some variation

of that rinse and repeat. But you came for stories, didn't you? Well, well, it just so happens,

I got too free to kick off the new season, shall we?

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