Well, hey there, friends. I know this probably feels to you like any other Friday night, but get this. It's to the season five premiere of Drew Blood's Dark Tales. I mean, it's almost time for me to put my feet up and do some best of episodes, don't you think?

Well, way to rain on my parade, Chester. No rest for the weary, I suppose. Fair enough. Come on in, friend.

Mmm.

That's better. So it'll smoke them if you got them and drink those glasses to the bottom, y'all.

Cause old Drew Blood is just getting started.

Oh, hey, I didn't see you there.

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And now, back to the show.

Well, some things never change.

Sticking with our truck stop bathroom theme from all the way back in the last episode,

we welcome author J.R. Homintoshin, courtesy courtesy of Aalc's books. For our story tonight,

we join Corpulent Road Warrior Frank, whom nature calls at just the wrong place in time. It happens.

So without further delay from author J.R. Hamintoshin, I give you 7099 Brexville Road, Independence, Ohio.

There were three toilet stalls in the men's room at the Sonoco gas station at 7099 Brexfield Road in the Dependets, Ohio.

One of them was occupied.

If you were, say, washing your hands and looking at the stalls for whatever reason,

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