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I saw this past weekend, Aaron absolutely embarrassed a magician in front of a bunch of comedians.

A magician?

Oh my God, it's the worst thing I've ever done.

What did you do? the guy was like hey can

i do some close-up magic for you and we all gathered around and he did some card a card trick

and he immediately picked aaron as the first person participant and he's like name a card and

she said like three of diamonds and then he's like flipping through and then

he's like is this your card it was like the one card in the deck that was faced backwards

oh and Aaron goes oh my god yeah and then she goes I'm a plant

and I thought he would laugh and I thought anyone would laugh. And I thought anyone would laugh.

And it was dead silence and super awkward.

And he winced.

And then about an hour later, it hit Elizabeth.

And she was like, Jesus, why did you do that?

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