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Welcome to SVU Pod, especially heinous. I'm Gabe. I'm Tasha. Today we are on season four, episode eight, waste. In the opening scene, Benson and Stabler are at the front desk of a super busy hospital, and they're asking the front desk lady for a rape victim they got called in named Stephanie Raleigh. The lady's like, there's nobody here. Blah, blah, blah. Like, fucking just check again. Anyway, so the lady checks the computer and finds out she's an ICU. Also, there's a weird amount of shoving going on at the front desk. Like, it's like people outside of a Walmart on Black Friday, like before they open the doors. Everybody's like, and it's just a bunch of grown fucking people, but they're all quietly jostling each other around so that we can hear the important dialogue. It's like the beginning hospital scene of any fucking zombie move you've ever seen. There's just a bunch of people shoving around and everybody's like, what's going on? Except it's a regular ass day and the detectives are like, hey, we're here because we have to talk to

somebody and everybody's like, shoulder, shoulder. There's a guy in the back with flowers,

lifting his hands and then shake in his head. Somebody's like, fresh bread. Fresh fish.

He's like, I need six eggs.

We catch him, you buy him.

That's too expensive.

Um, okay.

Maurice the baguettes.

Maurice the baguettes.

They find her room.

They go in and she's on life support.

And they're like, what the fuck did this rapist do to her? There's not a mark on her, and there are no defensive wounds. Then Dr. Sedali comes in. He says that she has pneumonia, but she's on the mend. He's actually the one that called in the rape. She was transferred to the hospital for Mount Castle Rehab. She was there because she was in a car accident like a year ago and has been in a coma ever since. And then the see if it was like, why the fuck did you call us? Well, the doctor ran an x-ray for the pneumonia and the lab did the standard tests and found that she was six weeks pregnant. This entire episode is like this where it's just like they're volleying when they could easily get to the answer but I think

they were stretching it for time it had to have been for time I don't know what they were doing

but it's just gaffs and who's on first and they're like but what but why but what would they be

looking for but what did they find oh my gosh she's six weeks a pregnant yeah all right theme song

the build up no I'm not done.

The buildup to this was worse than the reveal of Katie in the episode competence.

Remember her Merv Griffin show Curtin of Hair?

Because they were like, we're going to show you that she has Down syndrome.

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