S4E4: Die Hard With a Vengeance

Kill James Bond!

November, Abigail, and Devon

Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film:film Reviews

4.7 • 615 Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2024

⏱️ 98 minutes

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It's the holiday season once again, so we're back with KJB Christmas Staple John McClane to check out yet another Die Hard movie. And I gotta say, the first and second were maybe- MAYBE! - christmas movies. This one is set in the middle of a hot New York City summer. Happy Holidays, from our podcast family to your real family. Or just to you, if your family sucks. Fuck your family actually 🖕🖕 ----- FREE PALESTINE Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to cover their daily living costs amidst repeated displacements in the Genocide. Their names are Ahmed and Layla, and their 4 kids are Jana, Malik, Lana and Amir. Anything you can contribute would mean the world to me. They deserve to live. Attached is their gofundme, as well as three others that I can vouch for the authenticity of. https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-and-my-family-to-find-a-safe-place https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-maher-and-my-family-to-leave-gaza-to-belgium https://www.gofundme.com/f/htdcj-evacuating-my-family-from-gaza https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate ----- Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ WEB DESIGN ALERT Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

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0:00.0	Hey listen, we had a report of a guy coming through here with eight rain gear.
0:04.0	Hello and welcome to a Christmas episode of Kill James Bond.
0:27.4	Can you hear the bells jingling?
0:30.6	How are you doing?
0:31.6	A non-denominational holiday episode of Kill James Bond.
0:36.4	I am November Kelly. I am joined as always by my friends
0:40.7	and loyal elves, Abigail Thorne and Devon.
0:44.2	Merry Christmas listener. You boy, what bond is it?
0:48.8	Oh, it's Bondmas day.
0:51.8	It's Roger Moore. This is by three Kill James Bond hosts of Christmas past, present and future.
0:58.3	Which of us is which?
1:00.1	I look like the ghost of Christmas present, so I call that.
1:03.4	Which unfortunately does mean one of you has to be the grim Reaper and the other has to be a terrifying child.
1:08.4	So, fight amongst yourselves for that, I suppose.
1:10.7	This Bondmas past. I guess I'm the Reaper. Yeah. to be a terrifying child. So fight amongst yourselves for that, I suppose. Spond must pass.
1:12.6	I guess I'm the Reaper.
1:13.6	Rassling your chains towards the microphone.
1:18.6	Oh.
1:19.6	Those were my sleigh bells and not a cat girl collar.
1:23.6	Thank you for joining us. We hope you've had a tolerable 2024.
1:30.8	And we, you know, would like to see this out with what is now the third entry in the Die Hard
1:38.7	franchise. And you might say to yourself, you know, a film, people like to say, Die Hard is my favorite Christmas
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