Hey, it's Molly McElier, and you are listening to season 4 of Mother May I Sleep with

Podcast. We're starting this right now. We're starting this right now because Christina I just mentioned my birthday

maybe like getting some take out and having some friends over maybe if I was

feeling like crazy I would get like someone to come over and do manicures or

something and Christina said like oh like I would get like someone to come over do manicures or something.

And Christina said like, oh, like a blow job class.

Like, she went straight to the keeping up with the Kardashians.

Like, I was thinking, what was it?

Old school? Yeah, they always do do that they always bring in a blow job

expert because that's what women love to do when they hang out I know right how to

give a beige and like I think that there was definitely a time when people were like definitely like peak sex in the city or we were like how can I be naughty and like also chill with my girlfriends, Cosmos or not even be huge like but I told you not to ruin my birthday. I also was thinking like why would you want to do like see your friends do that? I know

You know what I mean like why would you want to be in the proximity to like even for someone like you I would never you know what I mean you that would I would hate it? It would be my nightmare. You would be like laughing, but I would be like this is like disgusting I would really honestly like I would be turned away to the

wall for most of it. Like everyone would owe me one. Like I'd be like no we all

have we're all going to like we're all driving out to the

chilies and redlands because we all had to fuck it. Yeah if this is my birthday if this is any party

I'm like y'all I owe me one like I have to go to this beach house.

But I wanted to get this going because it's to remind me of this movie

because this is the type of like trope.

This is the type of, this entire movie is made up of people that are not real and all of the movies

all the movies are people that aren't real to some extent it's usually a

fictional portrayal of a person if it's like you know but

no everyone in this movie is like a type of person but it's right. No. A little bit wrong in a way. All of them. It's a little bit wrong. I don't know what you're going for but you just missed a landing. Yeah, it was like it worked like on the page maybe, but then like the wardrobe or something.

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