S4E31.5: The Assignment

Kill James Bond!

November, Abigail, and Devon

Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film:film Reviews

4.7 • 615 Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2026

⏱️ 15 minutes

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This is a preview of a bonus episode! Check it out here, along with our huge backlog of episodes! Whenever, in the course of daily life, an emergency occurs, you naturally call the most appropriate emergency service. If there's a fire, call the fire brigade. A medical emergency requires EMS, a bomb calls for the bomb squad. But who do you call, exactly, when you have a total box office flop about a hitman being forcibly transitioned into Michelle Rodriguez as punishment by Sigourney Weaver? You call us. We'll handle it. ----- Check out friend of the show Mattie's new book Simplicity here, or wherever fine graphic novels are sold! ----- FREE PALESTINE -The Palestinian Communist Youth Union is doing a food and water effort, and is part of the official communist party of Palestinehttps://www.gofundme.com/f/to-preserve-whats-left-of-humanity-global-solidarity -Water is Life, a water distribution project in North Gaza affiliated with an Indigenous American organization and the Freedom Flotillahttps://www.waterislifegaza.org/ -Vegetable Distribution Fund, which secured and delivers fresh veg, affiliated with Freedom Flotilla alsohttps://www.instagram.com/linking/fundraiser?fundraiser_id=1102739514947848 ----- WEB DESIGN ALERT Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/----- Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com , as well as on our Bluesky and X.com the everything app account

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0:00.0	I'm hugely sympathetic to those who want and choose to participate in gender reassignment.
0:05.0	Hello and welcome to Workplace Grievance Hour, because I legitimately have a workplace
0:28.1	grievance about making me watch this.
0:32.3	It's not, not transphobic, just because we're all trans and so is all of the audience.
0:39.9	Abby, it's your bonus episode.
0:41.0	Why have you done this to us?
0:42.7	I thought it would be funny.
0:48.1	I thought it would be funny to make us watch the movie where Michelle Rodriguez is a hitman who gets force fed.
0:49.3	Yeah. And you were right.
0:49.9	And you know what?
0:50.6	It is funny.
0:51.4	I was right.
0:52.8	I mean, listen.
0:54.9	This is blue on blue.
0:57.1	We watched The Assignment.
0:59.6	A film so reviled that I had to watch it under a fake name.
1:04.6	It's on Amazon Prime as tomboy.
1:08.2	Yeah.
1:08.5	That's not as good.
1:09.8	No, it isn't.
1:10.3	It's a much worse name.
1:11.5	The assignment's funnier.
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