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Kill James Bond!

S4E12: The Transporter

Kill James Bond!

November, Abigail, and Devon

Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film:film Reviews

4.7615 Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2025

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Kill James Bond is setting our sights on the Fast and Furious movies, but we need to do a little genre research first. We need to- NEED to- watch Mr 'acquitted on all charges' himself, Luc Besson's English-language French Statham Vehicle, The Transporter! -----Check out our hundreds of bonus episodes for just £5 a month at patreon.com/killjamesbond! ----- FREE PALESTINE Hey, Devon here. As you well know I've been working with a few gazan families to raise money for their daily living costs in the genocide. We're putting all our energy into this one campaign as we have a real chance to get Ahmed and his family out of Gaza. Please, if you can help in any way, be that by donating yourself or sharing the link with friends and family, it will mean the world to me.https://chuffed.org/project/124906-help-ahmed-and-family-evacuate-gaza ----- WEB DESIGN ALERT Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to another episode of Kill James Bond.

0:20.0

I am November Kelly, joined as always by my friends Abigail Thorne and Devon.

0:25.1

Hello.

0:26.1

Vroom, vrum.

0:27.0

It's cars season, kind of.

0:29.4

It's cars' subsseason within heist season, unless we get bored and go back to less car-based heists.

0:35.3

It's really, we do what we want is the thing. And what we want is seldom

0:39.0

clear to us. It's a whole process of like, you know, wants and needs and your desire is a very,

0:45.1

very strange and fluid thing. And right now, what we desire is to watch the transporter movies

0:51.2

of which there's like four. Yeah, I hear that those four, which annoys the hell of me. New franchise just dropped. Because I really, like, there are multiple points throughout this movie where I was like, we need to stop and do these live instead. But unfortunately, four of them, it's just way too much fucking to do four in a row. This, it's good. I mean, it's, I mean, it's, car's on the table.

1:11.6

This was way better than I thought it was going to be. And I think it's got some interesting charm. It's got some interesting quarks. It has some big problems too. Yes, yeah. It's bad, but not in the ways what I expected. Bad in a couple of the ways I expected, I will say. Because I saw this, because this came out in 2002.

1:28.9

So I must have seen it on VHS, like... in a couple of the ways I expected, I will say. I saw this, because this came out in 2002.

1:29.1

So I must have seen it on VHS like a year later.

1:32.9

So this would have been when I was 12 years old.

1:36.2

So I think what we're doing here, certainly what I'm doing is trying to judge 12-year-old

1:42.3

me's taste in movies and find out exactly...

1:46.2

Was I right that this whipped?

1:47.5

Yeah, because I thought this whipped.

1:48.8

I absolutely thought that this whipped.

1:50.5

And I'm gratified to know that I actually was kind of right.

1:56.4

This is just straightforwardly fun.

1:58.1

Well, I had only a dim memory of it because I, I also came out in 2002.

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