S4E12: The Transporter
Kill James Bond!
November, Abigail, and Devon
4.7 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2025
⏱️ 97 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to another episode of Kill James Bond. |
| 0:20.0 | I am November Kelly, joined as always by my friends Abigail Thorne and Devon. |
| 0:25.1 | Hello. |
| 0:26.1 | Vroom, vrum. |
| 0:27.0 | It's cars season, kind of. |
| 0:29.4 | It's cars' subsseason within heist season, unless we get bored and go back to less car-based heists. |
| 0:35.3 | It's really, we do what we want is the thing. And what we want is seldom |
| 0:39.0 | clear to us. It's a whole process of like, you know, wants and needs and your desire is a very, |
| 0:45.1 | very strange and fluid thing. And right now, what we desire is to watch the transporter movies |
| 0:51.2 | of which there's like four. Yeah, I hear that those four, which annoys the hell of me. New franchise just dropped. Because I really, like, there are multiple points throughout this movie where I was like, we need to stop and do these live instead. But unfortunately, four of them, it's just way too much fucking to do four in a row. This, it's good. I mean, it's, I mean, it's, car's on the table. |
| 1:11.6 | This was way better than I thought it was going to be. And I think it's got some interesting charm. It's got some interesting quarks. It has some big problems too. Yes, yeah. It's bad, but not in the ways what I expected. Bad in a couple of the ways I expected, I will say. Because I saw this, because this came out in 2002. |
| 1:28.9 | So I must have seen it on VHS, like... in a couple of the ways I expected, I will say. I saw this, because this came out in 2002. |
| 1:29.1 | So I must have seen it on VHS like a year later. |
| 1:32.9 | So this would have been when I was 12 years old. |
| 1:36.2 | So I think what we're doing here, certainly what I'm doing is trying to judge 12-year-old |
| 1:42.3 | me's taste in movies and find out exactly... |
| 1:46.2 | Was I right that this whipped? |
| 1:47.5 | Yeah, because I thought this whipped. |
| 1:48.8 | I absolutely thought that this whipped. |
| 1:50.5 | And I'm gratified to know that I actually was kind of right. |
| 1:56.4 | This is just straightforwardly fun. |
| 1:58.1 | Well, I had only a dim memory of it because I, I also came out in 2002. |
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