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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, lax rats alike, welcome back to the crease dive.

Today is Monday, May 10th, and it is officially tourney season.

The selection show just wrapped up.

I'm Jordy from Barstool.

With me, as always, we've got Jake on the mics and we are also joined by

Dugues tonight. So boys, the tournament is here. The teams are set. The matchups are finalized.

Jake, we're going to start with you. How are you feeling tonight? Especially after your recent

bout with some food poisoning over the weekend.

Oh my God, dude.

After having, I mean, I won't get too explicit, but just after emptying my body of all food and fluids for an entire day.

While I had to drive home, no less, so like, you know, stopping every hour and just vomiting on the side of the road

in rural Georgia was fucking awful. You don't have a toilet set up in your truck? No, no, I don't.

I need to, I should probably just actually, you know, they could save a lot of time by like just,

you know, turning the seat into a toilet, right? So you're just always prepared.

But no, that's, it was awful. I feel much better today. So, you know, I'm a food poisoning

survivor, which is nice. But I'm hurt and confused by the, by the NCAA as always. I just, we'll get into that in a minute. We can get into, we can get into that. I just, how are you doing it? It looks like you're, it looks like you're back home, maybe being a good son back home for Mother's Day. So, you know, how's it going for you right now? you feel on uh your your notre dame irish

getting getting the six seed there so i know that that one probably had to sting a little bit

for you yeah uh went out into the city this weekend came back home to the island

battling a uh battling a little bit of a hangover so same boat yeah basically yeah exactly like

battling like the food poisoning.

And then I find out that Notre Dame's a six seed.

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