Now what's the plan for me?

First, you become a Japanese.

Second, you train hard and quickly to become a ninja like us.

And third, to give you extra special cover, you take a wife.

You take a wife. Hello and

Hello and welcome

200 episodes, baby!

The 200th-ish time I've said these words, another episode of Kill James Bond.

I am November Kelly doing a little victory lap and I am joined as always by my friends

Abigail Thorne and Devon.

We are riding down the streets with Laurel reeds around our temples.

We're victorious.

We have many beautiful goals in chains behind us.

I'm taking a little break from my concubines to come here and try to remember what the

fuck happens in a movie that I last watched in 2021.

That's right.

As is customary, we will be doing one of the original James Bond films without referring

to our notes, just trying to remember what the fuck happens in, you only live twice.

People don't remember this, but, uh, fittingly, actually, but this podcast is actually a part of

a kind of neurological study of memory formation that's been running for a number of

years in coordination with a number of universities and research consortia.

And so part of that is to torment ourselves by making us, you know, crawl for three days over

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