S409: The Psychic Vampires
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Javier Leiva
4.7 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 3 July 2019
⏱️ 40 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Creative Apple. |
| 0:07.0 | This year at Azda in thousands of blind taste tests, hundreds of our products proved as tasty or tastier than M&S. |
| 0:15.8 | We asked our new Chief Quality Officer Michael Buble what he thought. |
| 0:19.7 | Well I could have told you that. |
| 0:21.1 | M&S tasted as the price, right? |
| 0:23.0 | Put on a show this Christmas. |
| 0:25.0 | AASDA, that's more like it. |
| 0:28.0 | Selected asda stores online subject to availability for verification see as the dot com |
| 0:32.8 | slash taste match independent tests from May 2023. |
| 0:37.0 | Vampires are cunning creatures. In the movies, they're attractive and appear to be highly sophisticated. |
| 0:47.0 | They're also manipulative, devious, and confident. |
| 0:52.0 | Vampires are driven by one. devious and confident. |
| 0:53.0 | Vampires are driven by one thing, blood. |
| 0:57.0 | They spend their nights stalking people in the dark, |
| 1:00.0 | but how do they pick their prey? Well, it's all about timing. A good vampire knows exactly the right time to strike. |
| 1:10.0 | Vampires are also intuitive. They know how to read their victims just by looking at their |
| 1:15.7 | demeanor, but they won't go after just anyone. Vampires take advantage of people's natural |
| 1:22.4 | instinct to trust. |
| 1:24.0 | Their victims almost have to believe that they're safe. |
| 1:28.0 | You see, it's also got to be easy. |
| 1:31.0 | The last thing a vampire wants is a fight. If the vampire senses any signs of |
| 1:37.1 | resistance, they're out of there and move on to their next victim. If you are the vampire's victim, it's not because you're weak. That's not it at all. That just |
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