S4 Episode 123 - Bawl in the Family
Obscure with Michael Ian Black
Misfit Toys
4.9 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 3 February 2026
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
The news finally reaches the poor Asa Griffiths family, arriving as it does in the various circulars and broadsheets from far away lands. And nary a word from the Samuel Griffiths family regarding the plight of their Clyde. Meanwhile, squalor of the heart precedes squalor of the Jill Schwartz Memorial Library, which remains chaotic.
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| 0:00.0 | From the Jill Schwartz Memorial Library here in the wilds of Connecticut, this is obscure. |
| 0:14.0 | Season 4 in American tragedy, I'm your host, your friend, your ear lover, and literary mansplainer |
| 0:20.5 | in chief Michael Ian Black. |
| 0:24.0 | Once again, having clambered onto the Jack Jack Memorial Reading Throne, where I now lie supine, |
| 0:33.4 | construction continues here in the Jill Schwartz Memorial Library, although since last we spoke some progress |
| 0:40.9 | has been made the built-in fixture that will house our television, some books, knickknacks, |
| 0:48.8 | assorted mementos, photo albums, and hi-fi system. That is now roughly complete, although it is missing |
| 0:59.2 | some shelves and some doors. It is also painted. The painting happened today. It's been |
| 1:05.5 | painted a sort of aubergine color to complement the velvet sofa that I insisted we buy years ago. |
| 1:18.6 | Martha and I had gotten into something of an argument over this particular sofa. |
| 1:24.9 | In fact, I probably have mentioned it on this podcast before. It was early |
| 1:28.3 | days of the podcast, probably season one during the pandemic. If that is when season one began, |
| 1:37.2 | I don't even know, it might have even happened before that. But regardless, I had taken |
| 1:42.5 | some, you know, it was during the pandemic. |
| 1:45.0 | I had taken some poker winnings and purchased a piano for myself. |
| 1:52.0 | I thought, well, we're going to be stuck indoors by a goddamn piano, and I did. |
| 1:57.0 | And then I felt so bad about it, just that I had been so extravagant on this piano. |
| 2:02.6 | Not that it's a particularly expensive pianos as far as pianos go, but you know, you buy a piano, that's an investment. |
| 2:08.6 | And so I thought to myself, gee, I did that for me. |
| 2:11.6 | I got to do something for Martha. |
| 2:13.6 | And she'd been talking for a while about replacing the sofa that we had there in the living room. |
| 2:18.4 | And so I thought, well, I'll buy a sofa. |
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