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From the former honeymoon capital of the world, not Niagara Falls.

The Poconos. This is obscure season four in American tragedy. I'm your host, your friend,

your ear lover, and literary mansplainer in chief Michael Ian Black yesterday.

Or was it two days ago?

No, it was yesterday.

No, two days ago.

The wife and I went over to the Delaware water gap for a two and a half hour kayaking excursion.

Well, she rented some kayaks. We went to the adventure sports place and paid our money and

they gave us some kayaks and life jackets and paddles and off we went. I shouldn't say they gave us

the kayaks. We met them at the launching place on the river, the Delaware water,

or the Delaware River there, and they push you into the kayaks.

We didn't fasten no kayaks to our car, nothing like that.

We ain't handy with ropes like that.

You think I'm going to be out there tying sail or nots?

No, I don't know how to do that there tie in sail or nots?

No, I don't know how to do that.

And in fact, as we were launching our kayaks,

I happened to see a fella probably around my age,

but just, you know, you ever see those sinewy, mussely guys who just don't have an ounce of fat on them. And they look like they

lived their life out of doors, trapping and hunting and kayaking and paddleboarding and

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