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The Toast

S4 Ep96: A Shorts-Less Shailene: Wednesday, May 26th, 2021

The Toast

Dear Media

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2021

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Wednesday is

0:06.3

hum day, but we will be humping from a distance because today is an audio

0:10.8

only podcast only episode due to construction at our studio. But Claude, I

0:15.6

must ask how you turn. I'm awake and I am alive and those are two really

0:27.7

important things when recording a podcast. I'm okay. You know, I've seen better

0:32.3

days. I'm you know, I went hard on the sauce last night and I'm paying the

0:38.1

consequences now for drinking on a Tuesday night and that's my life and my

0:42.9

story and I'm sticking with it. Well, we want to hear more about how you're

0:46.6

feeling, but I was telling you before the episode that you drank so much last

0:50.6

night because you knew we were doing audio only a night you could because

0:53.5

otherwise you would not drink that much on a Tuesday night. So sometimes like

0:57.2

having, you know, it's a blessing and a curse. Yes, like I agree. I went wild

1:02.3

because I didn't have to wake up and get dressed and I knew we'd be

1:05.0

podcasting a little bit later. So like it was just kind of like a day off as

1:09.4

kind of, but now I just to pay the piper. I'm the piper is being paid. I have

1:15.6

like a splitting headache. That's like my new hangover. Like I think I used to

1:22.1

get like nauseous and like my stomach would hurt and I would be unsettled. And

1:25.5

now I have like the worst headaches ever. I mean, you're telling me a story

1:30.7

that I already know. Like I know how this ends and know how it plays out and I

1:35.0

just want to let you know my heart goes out to you. Like I'm thinking of you.

1:38.6

You're in my thoughts. Thank you. I appreciate it. It's literally the worst

1:43.7

feeling. Connor. No, it's like and honestly, I really want to be like

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