Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.

He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.

Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.

All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.

Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.

Piando ferries, there is another way.

Ah, she's brilliant.

Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival, three for a city break.

It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized tent.

Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.

All right.

Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior.

And don't get us started on Mel.

But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.

All aboard, Miss I finally got plans out the group chat.

Keep everyone's plans alive when you travel with us.

P and O'Ferees, there is another way.

Have you ever gotten a new job and been given a manual that's supposed to tell you how to do that job? It's usually a PDF or maybe it's housed in a three-ring binder with a photocopied title page slipped under the transparent cover.

And it starts with the mission of the company, something like Hobby Lobby for the most intolerant crafters.

Or Boeing, our doors definitely do not fall off in midair.

It contains everything you need to know to keep the bosses off your back.

But what if, instead of instructions, that document held all the deepest, darkest secrets of the company you work for and all its competitors.

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