meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Never Thought I'd Say This

S4 Ep88: Momsaulting

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2021

⏱️ 50 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Jodie and Celia have reached that inevitable point where they are having to go back into society and engage with other moms. And, by engage, we obviously mean offend. Well, at least that’s what happened to Celia who WILDLY overstepped while trying to connect with one of Harper’s friend’s mom! Let’s just say that there’s no tone in text and, this b*%ch kinda forgot that. Together they talk about how tough it can be to find your mom tribe and the insanity that’s their friendship. Plus, in a special twist, they get a little grateful. But don’t worry, that #grateful comes with a heathy spoonful of sarcasm, of course.

Merch: https://unsweetined.com/
Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis
Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Welcome to this week's episode of Never Thought I'd Say This. I am your co-host,

0:14.0

Jodie Sweeten. I am your other co-host, Celia Beihar. Look how smoothly we did that.

0:19.0

Yeah, we'll just sailing right through. We're gonna screw it up eventually. It's nice when we have a good start though.

0:23.0

Well, I like the first 30 seconds to at least be something to be proud of.

0:27.0

I say that about most things in my life, you know. Wow. Wow. You know. It's all right. It's okay.

0:33.0

I have a never for you. You kind of know what it is. No, I'm excited. It was really bad.

0:39.0

I know. I know. You're so excited. I am. I had a lot of coffee also.

0:44.0

You have had a lot of coffee. We've been here shooting some of our YouTube content.

0:49.0

And so it has been a day full of all sorts of fun challenges.

0:53.0

And if you haven't made sure you head over to YouTube and check out Never Thought I'd Say This to subscribe to our YouTube channel.

0:59.0

But can I just say first of all, how is it already the end of August? It doesn't feel like that.

1:05.0

I think I feel like I'm perpetually paused somewhere in 2020. Yeah, me too.

1:10.0

And now I'm like, no, we're three quarters of the way from 2021. Like I feel like I'm still writing the date bad.

1:18.0

I mean, I'm like, oh, yeah, eight, 30, 20, 20. No, no. Oh, God, 2021, right?

1:23.0

Not like I want to go back to 2020. I just can't seem to get out of it. Yeah, I wrote on my mail my rent check this morning.

1:29.0

And when I wrote it out, I wrote 2020 and then I was like, dammit.

1:32.0

I mean, wrote it out. Kids are back to school. We've talked about that already.

1:36.0

But like, I just, I can't believe we're heading into fall. I was at the Joanne's fabric the other day.

1:42.0

And I was so excited.

1:45.0

And I was at Michael's same thing. But see, starting September 1st, I will allow myself to be excited for fall.

1:52.0

Yeah. But August to me is still a month of summer.

1:57.0

And so I can't really enjoy, like I can't get a pumpkin spice latte yet because it's hot.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Audioboom Studios, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Audioboom Studios and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.