S4 Ep87: Shake It For The Birds and The Bees: Wednesday, May 12th, 2021

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Taylor Swift and Olivia Rodrigo finally meet in person at BRIT Awards (Page Six) Ellen DeGeneres to End Talk Show: "It's Just Not A Challenge Anymore" (Exclusive) Kaitlyn Bristowe Screams for Joy in Proposal Video Shared by Jason Tartick: 'The Reaction I Was Hoping for' (PEOPLE) Katy Perry, Luke Bryan and Carrie Underwood land Las Vegas residencies (Page Six) Pink on Raising 'Weird and Joyful' Kids as a Rock Star Mom: 'Even the Hard Days Are a Blessing' (PEOPLE) Real Housewives of New York Recap Real Housewives of Dallas Recap Dear Toasters Advice Segment The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the morning toes. Happy hump day!
0:06.8	It's hump day. I'll don't forget to hump someone you love.
0:10.0	And in the spirit of hump day, doo doo doo doo is here. We missed him so much.
0:14.4	I really did miss him seeing him this morning was such a sweet treat.
0:18.0	That's what he does. Surprise and delight.
0:19.9	Surprise, delight, hump, period.
0:23.2	And you should do the same today on this glorious hump day here in Manhattan.
0:27.0	Yes, we have a great show for you today. We actually have so much to cover.
0:30.8	Five fast five, of course.
0:32.4	Of course. Real Housewives of New York episode last night and the Real Housewives of Dallas
0:35.6	finale, which I'm pretty sure you didn't watch.
0:37.2	I didn't. I tapped out.
0:38.4	It was so bad.
0:40.0	And then we also have deer toasters, which is our advice segment.
0:42.9	So I just feel like this is going to be almost if not longer than an hour.
0:47.2	And I'm just grateful to be alive.
0:49.3	Grateful to be alive, though. I just have a lot on my mind today.
0:53.1	And on my heart, I'm so upset about what's going on in Israel.
0:55.9	Like hundreds of rockets are being thrown at Israel from Gaza.
1:03.1	It's so upsetting.
1:03.9	And what's maybe more upsetting is the response from the media and celebrities in America who think
1:10.7	that they are political science experts.
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