S4 Ep86: Pickle Twilight Crossover

Never Thought I'd Say This

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Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2021

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Hope you’re ready to celebrate… another epic birthday fail. That’s right, Jodie and Celia are once again talking about craptastic birthday parties, but this time neither of them is responsible for one of the biggest, baddest, and most uncut birthday fails of all time! In fact, the word Big is built right into the fail, as well as the theme of the party, since it involves Big Foot. Because, of course it does. Then, Jodie casually admits to having one of the dorkiest birthday themes of all time! Meanwhile, Celia’s story takes the (vomit) cake. Throw in a little pizza, pickles, and vampires and you’ve got the latest from the weirdos at NTIST!

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0:00.0	And welcome to this week's episode of Never Thought I'd Say This. I am your host,
0:14.0	Jodie Sweeten.
0:16.0	Yeah, I didn't know if you were going to do like, and here you go.
0:19.0	No, I thought, you know, sometimes I do, and then I was like, no, she's an adult. She can introduce herself.
0:23.0	Dude, maybe I was wrong.
0:24.0	Maybe I was wrong.
0:25.0	Anything today. I am Celia Behar. I cannot do anything today. That's what I'm going to.
0:30.0	I'm going to start that off.
0:31.0	This is going to be a great show.
0:33.0	No, so here's the thing.
0:34.0	Yeah.
0:35.0	Here's the thing.
0:36.0	Here's the thing.
0:37.0	I, because I have to take the kids to school like that early in the morning.
0:41.0	Right.
0:42.0	So we have to be up to that schedule.
0:43.0	Oh my God. We have to be up to leave our house to get to school on time,
0:46.0	two different schools, blah, blah, blah, you know, six, forty, basically.
0:51.0	We were a little late today, but I got them there on time, but I'm just tired and out of it.
0:55.0	And then I came back before I had my first client and I went back to sleep for a little bit.
1:00.0	Like I was like, oh, I had to lie down.
1:01.0	Smart idea.
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