S4 Ep81: The Worst Shape of My Life: Tuesday, May 4th, 2021

The Toast

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🗓️ 4 May 2021

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Bill and Melinda Gates are ending their marriage (CNN Business) Will Smith Says He's in the 'Worst Shape of My Life' (Billboard), Mark Wahlberg Shares Before and After Snaps of 20 Lb. Weight Gain in 3 Weeks (PEOPLE) Adam Sandler has hilarious response to being turned away from IHOP (NY Post) Pink to Receive Icon Award at Billboard Music Awards: 'I Feel Humbled and Honored' (PEOPLE) NYC's bougiest restaurant, Eleven Madison Park, goes completely vegan (NY Post) The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning, millennials.
0:02.8	Welcome back to the morning,
0:03.7	Toast Happy Tuesday.
0:04.7	Hope everyone's having a fabulous sickening day.
0:08.8	I mean, I wouldn't call it fabulous in sickening just yet.
0:11.1	I really wouldn't.
0:12.0	I thought I was going to start today on such a great foot.
0:14.4	Yesterday was kind of a wash for me.
0:16.0	I took the day off after the toast because my allergies were bad.
0:19.6	And I'm just like, I'm going to stay indoors and try and get better.
0:22.1	And so I was like, today is the day.
0:24.1	But I already left my coffee at home.
0:26.0	I already forgot to put on the odorant.
0:28.5	Oh, that's so sweet.
0:30.2	Did you forget to put on your odorant?
0:31.8	No, but I came on the show today with a story
0:33.9	that is held about deodorant because like, oh, my, that is so crazy.
0:37.2	That is so crazy.
0:38.4	And I know why, because I'm wearing a collar shirt under my sweatshirt.
0:41.2	So I thought I would put it on like after I put on my clothes,
0:43.8	even though like I never want to do that.
0:45.1	That's crazy.
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