S4 Ep8: Student vs Teacher Roasts
Teachers Off Duty
Bored Teachers
4.6 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 15 October 2023
⏱️ 52 minutes
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🎙️ Welcome to another rib-tickling episode of Teachers Off Duty! It's KC Mack and the dynamic duo, Sam Salem and Chinedu Unaka, here to take you on a trip into the hilarious world of student-teacher dynamics.
👩🏫 We all know it - the moment when teachers step into the classroom and they become prime targets for student roasts and shenanigans. In this episode, we've gathered some of the most uproarious tales of teachers enduring playful ridicule.
👠 Picture a teacher strutting into school with bright yellow shoes, only to be forever known as "the Lemon Pepper Stepper" by her cheeky students. KC recounts the hilarious saga of students swiping imaginary cards through his neck rolls – the ultimate payment to laughter.
🤣 We're not done yet! Chinedu spills the beans on writing roasts for kids as a defense mechanism. Just beware, if they get too good, you might find yourself on the receiving end!
👜The episode wraps up with Sam as he takes us on a journey through one his teacher roasts, recounting the tale of a teacher whose under-eye bags were so massive they needed to be checked on the next flight. Trust us; you won't want to miss this "baggage claim" story!
🎉 With hilarious tales, playful banter, and more laughter than a classroom full of kindergarteners, this episode is your ticket to some serious side-splitting fun! Join KC, Sam, and Chinedu as they dish out the juiciest stories of how students roast their teachers. 🍎📚 hit that play button now and let the good times roll!
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| 0:00.0 | I do not regret to inform you that we have another great episode of the teachers off duty podcasts. |
| 0:05.2 | I am your guest co-host for the month Sam Salem. Today we're talking about student |
| 0:09.8 | roasts. Lord knows I've been roasted a million times. Some of our listeners have written in some |
| 0:16.0 | crazy roasts. They've been having students compare them to cows, rubbing their bold heads. |
| 0:21.6 | You're gonna have to tune in to hear some of the juiciest roasts. I get told I look like the rapper |
| 0:25.6 | logic all the time. Craziness ensues. Tap in. Check it out. |
| 0:56.4 | Hey, what's up? This is the teachers off duty podcasts. That's right week four. You |
| 1:02.6 | want more. That's why we got two comedians. They've been with us all month, man. Very |
| 1:06.6 | funny people that I had the pleasure of work with and actually get to know during this course of |
| 1:11.9 | this. Would you say intimate weeks? Yes. I was waiting for you there. Intimately. A whole month. |
| 1:15.7 | A whole month. Make eye contact with me. We've been here a whole month together. This is my man. |
| 1:19.6 | This is my other man. Comedians. You've seen them on the tour. You love them. Very hilarious people. |
| 1:25.1 | Yeah, real quick. I just want to say thank you so much for letting me be your guest host for |
| 1:28.3 | the month. Everybody who's rocking with us. I'm rocking with you. Yeah. Well, who are you? |
| 1:33.0 | I was getting to that point, but I'm glad that you brought that up. Thank you. My name is |
| 1:36.6 | Sam Salem. Former full-time teacher. Now substitute teacher. You might see me on the board |
| 1:42.9 | teacher, county tour from time to time. I see them sleeping in your classroom. Yeah. You might find |
| 1:49.2 | me subbing at your school. That's right. Hello. I always love being recognized. I need all the |
| 1:53.5 | attention I can get. Roll talk. Hey, man. Attention. Neater over here. I'll say a different word. |
| 1:59.7 | Would you like to introduce yourself? Sure, man. I'm genuinely confused a lot. They do. I'm |
| 2:04.8 | took me three weeks to get it right. Chinatown, you know, and I've been here all month. Feels like |
| 2:09.2 | time flew by. But happy to be with y'all here at the teacher. I'll do you. |
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