S4 Ep78: GesTITulating

Never Thought I'd Say This

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Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode things kick off with Celia REEEALLY making an “ass” of herself, as Jodie tries to introduce their new producer Sabrina, who’s sole job is steering the crazy NTIST ship. You know, as much as anyone can steer a ship filled with cursing pirates! More importantly, the ladies pull back the layers on the "Queen MILF" and her "MILF Mobile,” which has caused quite the stir in the state of Maine. By the way, Maine’s got some WILD laws for the ladies to tell you about too! Get the full story as the ladies talk about how they feel about the "MILF Mobile." They also share their MILF encounters and debate what exactly qualifies one as MILF material. It’s obviously a very "heated" discussion, and some official definitions are debated. Where do YOU stand? Find out more on this week's episode of "Never Thought I'd Say This."

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0:00.0	Take your holiday as seriously as British Airways holidays takes your holiday.
0:05.0	So ditch your desk, set your out of office on,
0:08.0	and unwind on the white sandy beaches of the Dominican Republic.
0:12.0	With an all-inclusive family-friendly break at the Grand Palladium Palace Resort and Spa,
0:17.0	or Luxurious Adult Only Getaway at the TRS Takes a Hotel.
0:23.0	Book now with a low deposit at V8.com slash palladium.
0:27.0	Tees and sees apply at all protected.
0:40.0	Hello, and welcome to this week's episode of Never Thought I'd Say This.
0:44.0	I am your host, Jodie Sweeten, along with Celia Behar.
0:48.0	I was trying to think of another word to call me instead of like a co-host.
0:51.0	I was like, and I am a... I am your donkey.
0:54.0	I don't know. I don't know. I had nothing. I'm really tired. Give me a break.
0:59.0	I am your donkey.
1:03.0	I don't know, because usually like... Wait, are you calling me Shrek?
1:06.0	No, I was calling myself an ass, but I was trying to make it better.
1:09.0	Because usually you're like, and next to me is my,
1:12.0	and I was going to come up with something funny, but then I...
1:15.0	You didn't... You did. You know what? You said I am your donkey and I am your donkey.
1:23.0	Celia Behar.
1:24.0	And forever, you jelly.
1:29.0	Okay, we have our fantastic new producer, Sabrina here with us,
1:33.0	who is cracking up just on camera.
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