S4 Ep77: Rose & Ground: Wednesday, April 28th, 2021

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

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🗓️ 28 April 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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0:00.0	Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Wednesday, also known as Humph Day.
0:09.0	Hey, Claude, I'm so excited to be joining you on this beautiful Humph Day. How are you, Dern?
0:15.0	Hello, Jackie. I'm Dern Good. I'm Dern, especially good because it's Humph Day. Humph Day, Humph Day, Humph Day.
0:22.0	Oh, it's Humph Day. Humph Day, but make it Fiddler on the roof. Me and Theo are doing very well. Thank you.
0:29.0	Humph Day, but make it Cabaret. Oh, I was getting more of like a Fiddler on the roof. Fine, but okay.
0:34.0	Um, how is Dutera Tida, Dutera Tida? I haven't seen him in so long. Dutera Tida, Dutera Tida, Dutera Tida is doing very well.
0:42.0	Um, he's actually going to the spa today, time for a haircut, a little teeth brushing, a little nail clipping.
0:48.0	So he's actually really, really busy today. I don't even know if we're going to find time to hump one another, but knowing me, I'll make it work.
0:55.0	Oh, oh, you'll find the time. Yes.
0:58.0	Well, I'm so glad to hear that. I can't wait to see him whenever I do, probably on Monday.
1:03.0	When I'll be back in studio, I am still on my retreat, still doing well.
1:08.0	Thank you, everyone for your love and unconditional support during this time. It has truly been unwavering.
1:14.0	It has been unwavering and I'm getting to the point where like I am really excited to come back and I'm ready to be well at home.
1:23.0	And I'm glad I had the extra few days because I'll be ready to go when it's my time, you know.
1:28.0	Do you think you're going to have a difficult time transitioning all the things you've learned at camp back into the real world?
1:34.0	It's not going to be easy for sure, but I'm going to be as prepared as I could possibly be.
1:40.0	But then you just have to take that chance. You know, you can't live at the retreat forever. Life is not a wellness retreat.
1:45.0	No, that's such a good point.
1:48.0	So you just have to take what you can and try and apply it to your everyday life.
1:53.0	And that's my takeaway and I look forward. I look forward to bringing that to the toast and bringing this new energy.
1:59.0	And hopefully I can, I can keep it up. I really, really hope so. But I feel good about it.
2:04.0	And still it's like not my time to go yet, but it's almost my time.
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