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The Toast

S4 Ep66: Two Truths and A Lie: Monday, April 12th, 2021

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the morning, Joe. Happy Monday, unfortunately.

0:06.0

Unfortunately, you saw sorry everyone.

0:09.0

You thought that Monday was going to take you down, but Jackie and I are here to literally do the exact opposite.

0:14.0

Not only do we have a sickening show for you that it's going to sicken the Monday down, we are also sporting our latest merch collection.

0:21.0

The Hunter, we're in that merch collection, track suits, mugs, phone cases, we have got it all for you. So take a look and enjoy.

0:31.0

We'll be highlighting some of the products throughout the next few days, different colors.

0:35.0

Yes, we have a lot of different colors. We also have a hat that is the cutest hat that I've been wearing just like around the city.

0:41.0

And I just feel so fabulous in it. So we'll be showing you everything. I'm so obsessed with this collection.

0:46.0

I'm wearing the teal sweatshirt and matching sweatpants that have a hundred percent. I'm wearing the black obviously that has a hundred percent down the leg.

0:58.0

And I just really am so excited that this collection is finally here. We've been planning it for so long and I think the people have known that it's coming, but I don't think they expected it to be this sickening.

1:07.0

Yeah, they've known that it's coming and we've also reached like P-100 percent.

1:11.0

We've been saying it for months, but the amount that we said it last week was probably more than we've said it in all the months combined. So it's like we had to drop it.

1:20.0

Well, we were actually on one last week. I don't know if there was something in the water here at Toast Studio, but I was rewatching the episode. It's like, my god, we were just on another planet last week, especially with the random shit we were saying like Belmethelma.

1:32.0

Like what? What was that joke? I don't even remember.

1:35.0

Like you said, I mean, it's because the due to new song, right, right, right, is Scooby Doo.

1:40.0

Yeah, we won't go into it because to do is not a week here because we still don't know is it Belmethelma or Thelma?

1:45.0

And you know what? I kind of like the unknown, you know, like I don't want to know.

1:49.0

I don't want to know. Can it be both? Right. Like why can't it be both? Why can't we why do we have to choose?

1:54.0

So yes, this is dropping on Wednesday. We will highlight some more products throughout the week. Make sure to be following us on Instagram the morning toast for all the content, all the items.

2:03.0

And so you don't miss out on the drop. Yeah, it's going to be so sickening, but other than that, it is still on Monday.

2:08.0

Like this one is hitting harder, different worse than ever. It's hitting different. Like I literally woke up with a pit in my stomach.

2:15.0

And I was like trying to identify the pit and there were so many sources.

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