Hello, Dream Team. Welcome along to episode six of The Good, The Bad and The Rugby.

You brought to you by our very good friends at Continental Tires, The Rugby World Cup,

is up and running. The Hoff is alongside. How are you, big man? Still up right, which is a challenge?

Oh, yeah. All right. How are you?

Well, I don't know that Plonk attendle is. He's late. He hasn't turned up. He's been missing.

Yeah, I'm very disappointed. Could make for a better show.

He could be, yeah, yeah. A couple of rugby nonsense out, but the kudos sort of

disappears a bit without him, because he actually knows what he's talking about.

For those of you who are listening and not watching to set the scene for you, the sun is high.

The sky is blue. We are on the top deck of the Infinity Cruise ship called The Epic.

We've got a lot to look forward to today. We've been to games. We've been to bars.

We've been out and about. We've been a little bit. What the hell is he doing?

I think we're reaching a new low. Why? Oh, I can see what he's having for lunch.

He's looking at the state of it. You can see the shape of it. They are horrific.

Why has he come as Bayward? Well, how has he done that? It's awful. Look at him.

I mean, that's the best his lids ever looked with that, that visor on, but it is terrible.

Oh, fuck. You're hot.

For those who are listening and not watching, Michael has arrived in a full,

like, full record. You're on about the rig and just getting in.

I like it. You look like a PE teacher from a...

It should be counted from Bayward. Somewhere.

Where's the tube set?

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