S4 Ep56: Loremen S4Ep56 - The Pie Man of Datchworth

Loremen Podcast

History, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy

4.9 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2023

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

A little Loreman met a Pie Man, going to the fair. Said little Loreman to the Pie Man, "Is Datchworth Green near Ware?" And the Pie Man said, "Yeah, but it's closer to Knebworth." James takes Alasdair to the many-spectred village of Datchworth in Hertfordshire - a hamlet terrorised by both spirits of the dead and a flesh-and-blood highwayman. From poor farmer Pennyfather, to Oakenvalley Bottom and the vigilantes of Queen Hoo Hall, this episode is replete with classic Loreboy gibberish. The boys meet the Pie Man of Datchworth fair, and learn why you can't solve all your problems with beheading. We hope you'll think twice, in future. Join us for upcoming London live shows: At the Bill Murray - 17th September https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/loremen-live-again-17th-sep-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202309171830/ At Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival - 31st October https://www.designmynight.com/london/pubs/balham/the-bedford/cheerful-earful-podcast-festival-day-1 LoreBoys nether say die! Support the Loremen here (and get stuff): patreon.com/loremenpod ko-fi.com/loremen Check the sweet, sweet merch here... https://www.teepublic.com/stores/loremen-podcast?ref_id=24631 @loremenpod youtube.com/loremenpodcast www.instagram.com/loremenpod www.facebook.com/loremenpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:27.1	18 plus subscription required season C's apply. Welcome to Lawmen, a podcast about local legends and obscure curiosities from Days of Yore. I'm James Shakeshaft.
0:55.8	And I'm Alistair Beckett King. And Alistair, this is a delicious episode in a way.
1:02.9	Mmm. It's all the way from Hertfordshire. It's about the Pie Man of Datchworth.
1:07.7	That sounds delicious. Doesn't it?
1:09.8	Serve it up to me with some thick cut
1:11.5	skin-on chips.
1:13.0	Ah, it's rather a mash.
1:14.5	A mash?
1:15.2	A mash? A pickled cabbage on the side. Now then, Alistair.
1:31.0	James.
1:31.8	Now then.
1:33.0	Now it's your story and you normally lead things in that situation.
1:36.7	Yes.
1:37.3	But I've already seen the name of this story.
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