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It is the Egg Chasers Rugby Podcast.

The podcast about Rugby that doesn't take itself all the game too seriously.

Oh, it's 11 o'clock at night. It's a Monday. a Monday.

I'm short of breath and hung over.

Phil, you're probably the same.

And we're a man down.

But we're going to do this anyway because we're professionals-ish.

Yes, in the looser possible sense of the word

professionals given your the other elements of the introduction that you've

just given. So J.B. can you tell me why you are short of breath, blurry-eyed, a little cloudy of thought?

Well, my audity started on, uh, when did it start? It started on, when did it start?

It started on Thursday.

You were at the races on Thursday, weren't you?

Yeah, so, interesting.

I went to the races on Thursday, Chester races, and who would be there?

Uh, some of the sail boys?

The whole sail coaching team.

Really?

So I'm walking down the tunnel, there's like a tunnel underneath the course, and the sale coaches are walking towards me, and the combined look of disappointment that I happened to be there was just, it was huge.

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