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Good evening, listener. You're listening to chilling tales for Dark Knights.

On tonight's program, we invite you to leave behind your safe reality and descend with

us into the frightening depths of the most terrifying imaginations, with audio adaptations

of three rounds of frightening fiction, about unusual acquisitions, digital disturbances,

and creepy copies. I'm your host Steve Taylor, and tonight I'll be your guide as we traverse

the dimly lit corridors of your darkest dreams. Joining us tonight to help bring to life

the frightening fiction of Eric Dodd, Elle Chan, and Rachel Wesley are voice talents Ryan

Borsus, Otis Jyri, and Jordan Lester. Now, get your ticket ready, take your seat in

our theater of the mines, and brace yourself. It's time to turn off the lights, and turn

on the dark.

Our first tale tonight was written by Eric Dodd, also known by his online moniker, Unk

Smoll, and is voiced by Ryan Borsus. In it, our protagonist gets far more than they

bargain for when they scoop up a gently used couch from the street. You know there's a

saying these days, if something is free, you're the product. You've been warned.

Without further ado, I present to you, curb furniture.

I ignored Jesse's 15th text. This is heavy, you jerk! I was far less concerned about Jesse's

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