Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Wednesday. It is a virtual

hump day for the two of us. Sorry Theo. You're gonna have to sit this one out. Hey, Claude,

how you doing? I am doing good. Very upset that it's a Wednesday and I'm not in the presence

of Theo. I didn't think about that when extending my trip and had I, I might not have extended.

It's good that you didn't think about it then, you know. Too painful. It's too painful.

Speaking of a hump day, you know, he'll be celebrating Bruce is on the loose. He's in full

hump mode these days. He's getting neutered this week, but like he's been humping mom every

night. It's nuts. What do you do when your dog is humping you? Do you allow it to happen?

You have to say no. The first few times I was fighting him off, but he was like scratching

and clawing and then eventually I was like, just do your thing and then maybe you'll fall asleep.

I know. It's like you want him to feel better and like exercise his whatever it is that they do.

But like behaviorally, you're really supposed to tell them now. But it's hard.

Okay, but like I told him no. Like I literally was doing everything my power, but he wouldn't

take no for an answer. So at that point, what do I do? I put him off the bed at certain points,

but then whenever I picked him back up, when even an hour later, like he was a randy again.

You have to like, reprimand him, put him in the crate. Like it's so sad, but it'll be over soon.

Yeah, it'll be over. Once he gets neutered, I'm hoping like a lot of his issues go by the wayside.

I'm really like banking so much on this neutering. It's definitely going to be disappointing.

But yeah, other than that, he's just been a dream. And so if he needs to hump, it's Wednesday. He has an excuse.

I know you just want your children to be happy. So if that means they hump everything inside,

then so be it. Also, it's like kind of flattering because he only wants to hump me. Like I gave him a pillow,

not interested. Doesn't want to hump his dad. Like just his mom and I'm so flattered. Yeah,

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