S4 Ep4: Things Students Do That Make Teachers LOL
Teachers Off Duty
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🗓️ 17 September 2023
⏱️ 42 minutes
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On this episode of Teachers Off Duty, we're diving into those side-splitting moments that make us realize why we love (and sometimes facepalm at) our jobs as we wade through the things students do that make us laugh out loud.
Andrea kicks us off with a rib-tickling tale of forbidden frog feasts, complete with post-bite regrets, that led to the inception of the "No Eating Dissection Subjects" waiver. Ever thought biology was boring? Think again!
Jay recounts the admirable tale of a teacher soldiering on through a student's spew-tacular mishap. Yes, the show (or lesson) must go on...even if it's got a little extra "goo" involved.
KC shares about a student who mixed romance with humor. And speaking of mix-ups, remember that time students turned toilets into ketchup geysers? Apparently, PlayStation wasn't exciting enough! Though KC does remind us not all pranks are in good taste, like that lugnuts loosening trend... not cool, kids!
Harmony in the classroom? Jay unveils his "harmonious groups" system – where students are the rulers of their own comedic kingdom. And KC? He tells us a story that truly buzzes with humor, featuring a backpack with a rather...vibrant personality.
Remember searching for Waldo? Well, KC recounts how some teachers were left scouring for a non-existent chicken, thanks to some senior pranksters and their numerical hijinks. Jay also has an automotive tale where students prove they have way too much time (and perhaps engineering skills?) on their hands. Beetle on the second floor, anyone?
Join us for the giggles, the groans, and all the absurdity in between. Trust us, you don't want to miss this!
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| 0:00.0 | On this episode of the Teachers Off-Duty Podcast, we talk about things that students do that'll make us |
| 0:05.4 | LOL, vomit, or both. We go from babies in book bags to flaming cheeto milk and all things in between. |
| 0:13.9 | You're not going to want to miss it and all the great content from board teachers. Check it out. |
| 0:30.0 | What's up, educators? It's your man KC Mack. An Andrea Kaspari. J. Yoder. And this is the |
| 0:52.0 | Teacher Off-Duty Podcast. The board teaches comedy tour takeover. That's right, listen y'all. This new |
| 0:57.6 | revamp of the podcast is so crazy because board teachers that have so many teachers on the roster, |
| 1:03.4 | so many teacher comedians on top of that. And they're going to be able to stop by monthly and |
| 1:08.1 | they're going to be sharing stories from their times in the classroom. They're going to be sharing |
| 1:12.0 | stories from the time of them being on the road. Crazy stories that have happened to a stand-up |
| 1:16.8 | comedian and a teacher wrapped up in one podcast right here at the brand new Teachers Off-Duty Podcast. |
| 1:22.9 | Before we jump into the episode, I think we need to tell the people about the tour dates that we |
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