S4 Ep38: How We Think Bad Ape Would Take Down Bucc-ee in a Fight

Two Idiot Girls

Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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hi freaks!!! this week we returned to our beloved "gardening" theme! in this episode we talked about how we almost died at the hand of a squirrel in Central Park, that one time Drew forgot she necked a party size bag of spicy doritos, and we describe what "gardening" feels like LMAO this episode was A LOT

*** ALSO we are aware that we misremembered what character is Bad Ape! Deison was remembering Donkey from the same move lmao

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0:00.0	All right, friends. We'll go back to another episode of two idiot girls.
0:13.4	Whoa!
0:17.4	How you doing?
0:19.1	Good.
0:20.6	Are you feeling fucking crazy locked in team feeling locked in this beautiful Sunday more show them your your
0:29.8	drink your new drink new drink. New drink unlocked team we have talked about ice is already obviously. Yeah. These are sparkling ice caffeine
0:41.8	Zero sugar in the caffeine, corn caffeine, in a can, in a can, get into that.
0:48.2	So...
0:50.2	I want a sip.
0:51.2	I just said I had herperin before we started filming.
0:53.0	That's strawberry citrus and my uncle was house sitting.
0:59.0	Did he buy those?
1:01.0	Yeah.
1:02.0	He was house sitting for us while...
1:04.0	He finds all the cool drinks.
1:05.0	I will buy.
1:06.0	Well, we were in New York for Fashion Week and...
1:09.0	Did we talk about Fashion Week?
1:11.0	No.
1:12.0	No, we have not. Oh, we have lots to catch up on. All right.
1:14.0	Anyways, when we came out from New York, these were in the fridge and he's like, there's some really good drinks in there.
1:18.0	And I hadn't tried one yet and then Donnie told me to try them my dad said they were good and then
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