Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Wednesday. We are

humping from afar. Hey, Claude Hider. We are doing a socially distant hump, but it's

still just as gratifying as ever. Yes, and you still have the yo there. And I do have

Bruce and I feel really celebrated hump day with him. So maybe today will be a beautiful

day for the two of us. Well, as a reminder here at the morning toast, hump day is our

favorite day and it is a perfect day of the week to hump someone or something you love

consensually. Consensually. We love to see it. How is Theo now that he's the subject?

He's just so perfect. Like literally we had one of those days yesterday where I was I got

like some sort of like stomach issue. I won't go into detail, but it was just if you see

on my Instagram stories, I posted one story yesterday. Like I was so busy running to the

bathroom. So he was just like really there for me in an emotionally supportive way, which

I really appreciated, especially because I was getting like, you know, when like, you

don't feel good, you get like the chills. Yes. Theo is like this warm ball of fire and

he was just like warming my loin. So I'm much better today. Thank God. But Theo was

really, really there for me in a dark time yesterday. What do you think happened to you?

You know, I don't want to blame anyone. And where can I get one? I don't want to blame

anyone or anything, but I really feel like maybe something bent coax me gave me food poisoning.

Wow. I mean, that's a big claim. No, I mean, it is. And of course, I was like so nervous

because like you nobody gets sick this year unless it's COVID. So I ran and got a test

because I'm like, and I'm telling the nurse, I'm like, I'm having all the stomach problems.

And she was like gastro entonologist issues are not no gastrointestinal issues are not

a sign of COVID. So she made me feel better. And then I got a test and I was fine. But

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