Clap, clap, clap, like your ass has has.

Stop laughing, this is erotic.

I'm on a new medication and I think it's making me hallucinate.

I would have been a Ted Bundy victim.

Yeah, I had no idea that so many people out there felt the same way I did.

Now I want a peanut colada.

And a quiet taste.

Hello, this is an acquired taste podcast.

I'm Kathleen Heaney, your in the market for a big handmade ceramic bowl.

I am celebrating my ninth wedding anniversary on Wednesday.

I made the tiktok mac and cheese and it's so easy and delicious and I want to tell the world about it.

And I'm Bethany Watson, your frozen pizza craving, thunder storm loving.

I thought my house was haunted but it just turned out that my motion sense and kitchen lights were picking up the moving trees outside friend.

And every week Bethany and I get together to discuss our lives,

what's weird in the world and we invite you to join us this week. We're talking about the Stone Tape Theory.

Have you ever heard of this Kathleen?

No.

Come again.

It is a theory.

Well, it's not like an official scientific theory.

It's more of the general use term theory.

Like I have a theory as to why climbing stairs is the worst but it's not really scientifically proven.

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