S4 Ep3: Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse: Wednesday, January 6th, 2021

The Toast

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Comedy, Tv & Film

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2021

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting a divorce: ‘She’s done’ (via Page Six) Alex Trebek was in ‘enormous pain’ during final ‘Jeopardy!’ tapings: EP (via Page Six) JoJo Siwa Responds to Controversial “JoJo’s Juice” Board Game Featuring "Inappropriate Content" (via E! Online) Dr. Dre Says He's 'Doing Great' After Being Hospitalized and Will Be 'Back Home Soon' (via People) Dr. Dre’s home target of burglary ring while he’s hospitalized for aneurysm (via Page Six) KFC will sell plant-based fried chicken in these cities (via CNN Business) The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Ben Soffer (@boywithnojob) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: www.girlwithnojob.com/book Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy hump day.
0:05.7	I am very appropriately sitting here with two boys that I just love to hump.
0:09.7	The first is Theo as he is the official mascot of hump day.
0:13.1	And the other is my co-host for the second day in a row. The man that I sleep with every night and the man that I love.
0:17.3	Mr. Ben Soffer, hi Ben, how are you?
0:19.3	Hump day. Do you remember that commercial?
0:22.0	Of course they do. I just, I just, in hump day.
0:24.7	Geico.
0:25.5	It's, by the way, Geico, unbelievable advertising.
0:28.0	Unbelievable marketing strategy.
0:29.8	Whoever it's, and it's funny, it's like you'd think that over the years it would change.
0:33.6	But really, whoever's in there just is in there and there's there till they die, I guess.
0:39.0	We'll, we'll know when the, the guy co-creative guy dies.
0:42.3	The guy co-creative.
0:43.3	It'll go downhill. Thank you so much for joining me here.
0:46.2	Me here again today.
0:47.2	Thank you for having me.
0:47.4	I truly appreciate it.
0:49.3	How are you doing since your last
0:51.7	stint on the morning toast yesterday?
0:53.0	Have people stopping you in the street?
0:54.4	Actually last night, I was accosted in the streets.
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