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Teachers Off Duty

S4 Ep29: School Nurses Were Asked to Do What!?

Teachers Off Duty

Bored Teachers

Comedy, Stand-up

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Calling in but actually straight into the nurse's office! 

Welcome to another episode of the Teachers Off Duty podcast! Where your hosts KC Mack, HonestTeacherVibes, and Devin Siebold are starting to feel the call of Spring Break but before that gift is bestowed upon us, you got to hear these school nurse stories! 

Devin will have you on the edge of your seat with stories of unexpected injuries and peculiar parental requests for medical advice on everything from STDs to foot warts. Don't miss KC's nickname revelation, introducing us to "The Vaseline Queen." Might be better not to ask....

The crew shares a story about a student who comes back from lunch with a note from the school nurse claiming he has eggs in his hair, leading to a school-wide lice check. 

To cap things off, Devin recounts his unforgettable encounter with a frozen pole, where he personally tested the myth and learned a lesson he'd never forget.

Whether you're an educator, a parent, you won't want to miss these stories from the school nurse's office. We're sure you could relate to one or two...

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey what's up teacher homies!

0:02.0

Welcome to another episode of Teacher's Off Duty podcast.

0:05.5

On this episode we're going to be talking about the wildest tales

0:08.1

from the school nurse.

0:09.2

We're going to be discussing things like soggy ice packs,

0:12.1

velvet ants,

0:13.4

bees getting stuck in the nose, and tongs

0:16.4

getting stuck on the flag poles.

0:18.7

You don't want to miss it. Oh, Hello educators and we're back.

0:47.0

and we're back.

0:49.0

Welcome to the Teachers Off Duty Special Report.

0:52.0

It is your man Casey Casey Mack, here with the wonderful.

0:55.9

Honesty, Devons.

0:57.6

And Devon's Cibalden.

0:59.4

Devon will be given us sports later,

1:00.9

and Bree will be giving us weather. But before that...

1:03.2

I do like... I like the intro. The way you start is the way that like she's how like she, how she's already laughing every time.

1:15.0

It reminds me when we would do this thing in school where I would get off the elevator

1:19.1

like with like a friend or like a coworker and we would be like like mid conversation but we would be like in a fake

1:25.0

conversation so like I'd get off the elevator with my co-worker and there'd be like

1:29.0

four students there and I'd be like so anyways the judge said if they can't find the murder weapon then I get to walk away and we

1:36.5

would just and the kids are like what and you would just that's so you just gotta leave with it, just jump into it.

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