S4 Ep27: Comma: Tuesday, February 9th, 2021

The Toast

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🗓️ 9 February 2021

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Ashley Benson and G-Eazy break up after nearly one year together (Page Six) Heather Rae Young gets 'Yes Sir, Mr. El Moussa' tattooed on her butt (Page Six), Mod Sun tattoos rumored girlfriend Avril Lavigne's name on his neck (Page Six) Super Bowl LV ratings are in: They're a disappointment (CNN Business) The $15M 'Schitt's Creek' megamansion is up for sale- and it's magnificent (NY Post) Clare Crawley dyes her hair pink after Dale Moss split (Page Six) The Bachelor Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning.
0:03.5	Toes Happy Tuesday. We made it past Monday. Yeah.
0:06.7	We did. And even though yesterday was a very long day because of the way our
0:11.6	week's got started on the wrong foot, today feels a little Monday.
0:15.9	E. Dare, I say like waking up in my own bed and doing everything for the first
0:18.8	time, making the coffee, but it's Tuesday. So I really feel like that was sort
0:22.9	of a great hack to end the weekend on a Monday morning. You avoid Sunday,
0:27.8	scary, first of all, because they had amazing Sunday. And then you also make Monday
0:31.7	a little less daunting. That's no, that is a fair point. There, there is a
0:37.3	scent of Monday and the air on this particular Tuesday, except for the fact
0:41.3	that I was forced to watch two hours of the bachelor last night. So I know that
0:44.1	it really is Tuesday. And of course, we are going to recap the bachelor in our
0:47.7	TV recap segment because I have many, many a thought. Many, many thoughts.
0:52.3	Just one big, many van of a thought. One big loser, Bill.
0:56.4	Yeah, no, I didn't know they were filming in Loserville this year.
0:59.9	No, neither because I thought me McCollan was near Pittsburgh.
1:02.9	In Farmingdale, I think. Yeah, but I think.
1:05.7	Farmingdale, I think. No, he said Farmingdale is in Long Island.
1:08.3	Yeah, but I thought that Loserville was on the West Coast.
1:11.3	No, I think there, it's like one of those cities where there's one on the West Coast
1:14.2	and there's one on the West Coast to make room for all the losers.
1:16.5	No, that's, I'm so glad that they have that. Yeah.
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