S4 Ep25: When You Meet the Love of Your Life in the Cafeteria

Two Idiot Girls

Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

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🗓️ 18 June 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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hi lil freaks!! in this week's episode we answered some advice questions sent in by our super awesome hot and sexy Patreoners!! in this episode we talked about how we navigated our quarter life crises/saturn returns, what to do when you're in a funk, and the time Drew almost had a meet cute at the UH Cafeteria Hall!

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0:00.0	All right, friends, welcome back to another episode of two idiot girls.
0:08.5	All right, friends, welcome back to another episode of two idiot girls whoo! How you doing? I'm all right. We went to a party party last night guys I thought I'd be way
0:26.9	more hung over today but I feel great. Yeah I took two shots yesterday
0:30.8	tell the fucking mayor. Our friend Jordan he's the most he's a
0:34.8	devil he's the most demonic person I've ever met at every event we go to that he's
0:39.4	I he somehow lures me into his corner into taking a shot every single time.
0:45.2	I know the devil's real because Jordan exists.
0:47.6	And he's full of it.
0:48.6	And he's full of it.
0:49.6	No, Jordan's just really good at getting people to take shots.
0:53.8	He's just so convincing and he's so funny that I'm not going to say no.
0:56.8	Like literally yesterday when he started walking over to us with the bottle I was like no get away.
1:01.6	Oh God! He was like get away, get away, get away get away get away get away and he laughs because he I know he
1:06.8	laughs because he knows that if he does come over there I even though I said
1:10.9	get away from me I'm still gonna do I said no I still in I'm taking one to do the shot. Even though I said no, I still in taking one.
1:14.0	And y'all know how I feel about liquor.
1:16.0	I never drink anymore, really.
1:18.0	If I do, it's like too little fun.
1:20.0	I'm just a teenage girl drinks, and that's it. Don't drink if you're a teenage girl drinks and that's it.
1:23.0	Don't drink if you're a teenage girl.
1:25.0	I did but don't do that.
1:27.0	No, I did a shot yesterday and I almost threw up which I've never happened to me before.
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