S4 EP24: Don't you say lettuce weird
What's Upset You Now?
Carousel Studios
4.6 • 629 Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2022
⏱️ ? minutes
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Summary
In this episode Seann Walsh and Paul Mcaffrey moan about Pissing in public, Dirty burgers and Paul discovers Seann can't say lettuce.
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| 0:00.0 | The road stretches before you, but there's trouble ahead, stationary cars. You're faced with the McDonald's side mission. |
| 0:06.6 | Do you, A, join the ever-growing queue, or B, take the next exit and treat yourself to a glorious Mackey's? |
| 0:15.0 | Detouring to McDonald's. Start your side mission today. |
| 0:20.1 | Hello, Sean here. |
| 0:21.6 | Just to let you know, if you enjoy what's upset you now, |
| 0:24.5 | you can now see it live. |
| 0:26.4 | We will be at the backyard comedy club on the 22nd of May. |
| 0:31.1 | That's a Sunday. |
| 0:32.5 | It's at 8pm. |
| 0:34.2 | A link will be available in the episode notes. |
| 0:37.3 | Hope to see you there. |
| 0:38.5 | Let's crack on with the episode. |
| 0:52.3 | What's upset you now? |
| 0:54.2 | I've had a rough week, actually. |
| 0:56.5 | Brilliant. |
| 0:58.2 | Yeah, I know. |
| 0:59.4 | I mean, yeah, I knew you'd like that. |
| 1:02.2 | But it's, I mean, just, I don't know where to begin, really. |
| 1:06.3 | It's just been a lot of, I'll start with this. So I went... I was in Wales. I stopped off. I was sort of travelling from Wales to Birmingham. I stopped off where my mum's family is from. A place called Crick Howell. And I stopped off there en route. I thought I'm not... I used to go there on holiday, not been there for a while. |
| 1:27.6 | I thought I'd go and visit. And I needed a wee. I'd been driving for a while and there's a lot, a few little pubs out in the sort of little, it's like a town centre. And so I just sort of, I thought, I'm nipping and should ask this guy if I could use the toilet. So I had to me, it's all to use your toilet. But yeah, no problem. |
| 1:25.3 | And then I saw walked in and then a lady came out and she said, oh, I said, oh, sorry, she goes, oh, I said, where's the toilet? |
| 1:51.5 | She said, are you a customer? |
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