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Welcome back, friends. Can you believe it's almost September already?

The kids are getting ready to go back to school. The Halloween stores are opening up. Where did the summer go?

Hell, it's only 107 degrees today. I got to dig out my winter coat.

Come on in for a dip he says.

Chester, you ain't even the scariest thing in that bog.

I'll take a hard pass, thank you.

I wouldn't even dip my worst enemy in there.

And the thing, Jiry was waiting around in that shit a few months back. Well, come on in, friend. Let's get down to business. Hmm. All right. That's better. So tonight we've got two tales of

buried secrets and untimely pitfalls.

So smoke them if you got them and drink them to the bottom, friends.

Cause old Drew Blood has a tale to tell.

Oh, hey, I didn't see you there.

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For our first tale tonight, we joined a man whose father was killed during an expedition, but

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