It's time to turn off the lights and turn on the dark.

Chilling tales for dark nights. Knights. Oh, Good evening listener.

You're listening to Chilling Tales for Dark Knights.

On tonight's edition, we invite you to leave behind your safe reality and descend with

us into the frightening depths of the most terrifying imaginations with two audio adaptations of frightening fiction

about fearsome felines and arcane asylums. I'm your host Steve Taylor and tonight I'll be your guide as

we traverse the dimly lit corridors of your

Dardardors of your darkest dreams.

Joining us tonight to help bring to life the frightening fiction of J.R.

Hamantashan and the Vespers Bell

Our voice talents Nick Goroff, Heather Thomas, Kyle Stroud, Steve Gray, Jeff Sturdevant, and

Justin Reynolds.

Now get your ticket ready, take your seat in our theater of the minds and brace yourself.

It's time to turn off the lights and turn on the dark.

Our first tale this evening is written by J.R.

Hamantashen and is performed by Nick Gorov and Heather Thomas.

They say it's not good practice to go to bed upset or irritated at your partner.

Well, this story goes to show that it may not be the best thing to do upon waking up either.

Now, without further ado, I present to you house cats. I dreamt that I was like inside an old strategy game on the computer like everything was from a bird's eye view and the graphics were blurry and

somehow I knew I was a character in the game. And everyone was wearing armor and riding dinosaurs. Then I was aware that I was

dreaming. It even thought, this is ridiculous. Dan Katz, still groggy in bed, explained to his wife Cassandra, as she got dressed for the day.

Huh.

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