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The Toast

S4 Ep203: Breakup Season: Thursday November 18th, 2021

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2021

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Holiday Collection: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian spend his birthday together amid dating rumors (Page Six) Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello break up (Page Six) My Unorthodox Life Star Batsheva Haart and Husband Ben Weinstein Break Up (E! News) 'The Crown' Casts Its Prince William: Dominic West's Son Senan West to Play Royal Heir (Variety) Hannah Brown Says She Hooked Up With Ex Peter Weber as His Bachelor Season Aired (E! News) The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

morning. Millennials welcome back to the morning toes happy Thursday. Hope everyone's having a gorgeous day. We are because Jackie's here. It's March day. It's show day and theos here and theos here. So it's obviously gorgeous. But I would say, you know, actually it's such a big day because obviously

0:17.0

March day, holiday March launch this morning. We love seeing you guys getting all of your things. Everything is still in stock except the two babies. So head over to shopmoringtos.com to get your holiday tings, whether it's for yourself or someone you love. We've got ornaments, earmuffs, robes, Jackie and I are both wearing to we didn't even plan this again. So we are actually like inverted. You know, we are.

0:39.0

Simpatico, hipmatico, eratico. We are wearing two different parts of the matching set. I'm obviously wearing the crew neck in an XL. Jackie's wearing the pants. Yes, these are the white Sherpa pants. Claudia's wearing white Sherpa crew neck. I'm wearing the pants in medium. I do wear them below the bump since they are a medium. And everything that I wear in the merch is medium except for that sweatshirt that I wore yesterday. Same. I'm extra large. And this Sherpa set has two little patches one on the breasts. It says TMT. And the same.

1:08.0

And the same patch on the leg on the thigh. I hope you guys can see it. Don't don't overexend yourself. I really, really can't plus I don't want to disrupt the do. I'm just now today. I'm feeling wary about how much visuals we do because yesterday's YouTube catastrophe. Yeah, you guys were. We apologize for the episode being up on YouTube super super late. And then I have to do have to take response at a little bit.

1:31.0

You do everything right. Okay, so basically yesterday's YouTube episode when we went to put it up live like the whole thing had this crazy static over it like impossible.

1:38.0

So I'm going to ask for the whole video. So we had to wait for the video to process. We downloaded it and then we put the podcast audio on top of it. Easy peasy.

1:46.0

So I lined it up at the very beginning good morning millennials and our words are matching perfectly. Right. But so I didn't think I had to watch the whole video. It's simple mathematics. Right.

1:55.0

But I was watching the episode yesterday and it goes like in and out of sinking and not sinking, which is just so weird because it's the same timing.

2:04.0

No, I refuse like I don't understand how it makes any sense. Yeah, but it all worked out. So hopefully we have our regular episode today. And you guys can see our cute outfits and how we really just compliment each other even though we didn't plan it whatsoever. And how do is here looking so handsome. He hasn't been to the office in so long. And he's here to put in the work.

2:23.0

And as always, like our podcast episodes are premium groundbreaking revolutionary. Throw it up. Give birth to it. Put it in a blender. So that's that's really what's most important. You know, this is just for us. This is for the girlies.

2:36.0

This is for the girlies. And so is the holiday merch. So head over to shopmourningtos.com to get your tings. It's a very exciting day. Plus I would be RDA. If I didn't also mention that it's first show day. Yeah, it's first show day.

2:49.0

And I feel like I've gone through like a wave of emotions this week. And now at the point where like I feel really, really confident in my material. Like I think it might be better than my first show. Like there's so many.

3:01.0

You know, so many weird things happen to me this year. It's just I think that it's going to be great. Now my concern is like the memorization of it all like.

3:08.0

And I get a lot of questions always like about how do I memorize like when you write something and it's like a part of your life like it becomes a part of you. But when you get so nervous like when you're on stage, like you might as well be like out there with nothing.

3:21.0

Right. And I assume tonight, like you'll have your notes and you might have to glance over at them. And you know, the more you do it, the more you'll get a book. That's why I'm doing these city winery shows. Like for me, they're really just stressful.

3:30.0

I always want to give people like the best possible real show. So for the audience, it's so raw. Yeah. So I am going to be if you're coming tonight, like we're going to the best time. I will have some material on stage just in case like I want to, you know, be prepared.

3:42.0

I think that's totally fine. I'm so excited for you. I'm so glad that you got your group back. I'm just feeling your comedy because you should.

3:50.0

I'm just I'm so nervous like I'm telling you, I think we should do the show late tomorrow, like after I complete the show and if it's success, like I will be out at six till six AM celebrating like the wave of relief that has washed over me.

4:01.0

Okay, we could definitely look into pushing the show back. That works for me and my schedule. You know what I love about you. It works for Bruce.

4:06.0

You know what I love about you. I never have to think twice about like we'll check you be annoyed if I want to push back the show. Yeah, no, and you're so easy.

4:14.0

So I'm not the contrary as well. When you do need to move it up, I make that work. Yeah, but see what the knowing not with such unbridled enthusiasm.

4:22.0

What the annoying co-host give it the annoying co-host take it the way like if I have to make a flight, I might we film early. I know that's your least favorite thing.

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