S4 Ep2: The Funniest Stories From The First Week Of School
Teachers Off Duty
Bored Teachers
4.6 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 3 September 2023
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
Andrea gets us started with that cringe-worthy moment a student called her out for being "sweaty." But if you thought that was shocking, wait until you hear Jay's tale of a maintenance worker, an old typewriter, and an unfortunate pacemaker mishap. KC, not to be outdone, recalls that legendary freshman who made a literal entrance by putting his head through a ceiling tile. LEGEND!
Recall the energy of Mr. Packet, that teacher from Andrea's past with a penchant for battle axes, and feel the rhythm with KC's breakdancing educator. Relive Jay's catholic school memories, from his own "wet" experiences to KC's tales of unforgettable nuns. But, it's not all nun and games. Andrea's intense cross-road journey to get 32 eight-year-olds safely to mass at a Christian school will have you on the edge of your seats.
And because teaching isn't just about what happens inside the classroom, we dive into the side hustles of educators and ponder on whether sharing family photos in class is a genius move or a recipe for disaster. Meanwhile, KC unravels a story of a teacher, a simple bathroom break, and an unexpected streaker. If that doesn't get you laughing, Jay's childhood habit of seeking attention with his "middle finger" antics surely will.
From Andrea's bee-sting saga to Jay's jaw-dropping revelation about ghosting teachers on day one, this episode is a roller-coaster ride of emotions, chuckles, and sheer disbelief.
Join us, as we weave comedy, teaching, and real-life experiences into an episode that proves the classroom is where the heart, hilarity, and sometimes, a hint of chaos, truly is.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | In this episode of Teachers Off-Duty Podcast, we cover all the day one dramatics, |
| 0:04.4 | the week one wonderments, all of the fun stories. We're going to be talking about Catholic school. |
| 0:09.5 | We're going to be talking about kindergarten streetkers. We're talking about this new concept |
| 0:14.0 | of teacher rage rooms. You're going to hear more about the tour coming up and all the board |
| 0:18.5 | teacher content you guys love. |
| 0:30.0 | What's up educators? This is your man, KC Mack. And Andrea Kaspari. J. Oder in the house. |
| 0:52.9 | And we are this month's host for the brand new Teachers Off-Duty Podcast. That's right. |
| 0:59.0 | Season four, you want more. We are here to give it to you at your front door. |
| 1:03.8 | Bars. That's bars. I was riding this. Drop a beat. Drop a beat. |
| 1:09.1 | This brand new podcast, man, it's a remake, man, because what's going to happen? |
| 1:12.5 | Board teachers did some very special, man. They're opening the door to all the wonderful |
| 1:16.2 | teacher comedies that they have on their roster. And they're going to be stopping by every month |
| 1:20.9 | to give you this new podcast. We're just going to be sharing stories about stuff that happened |
| 1:25.8 | in the classroom. We're going to be sharing stories about stuff that's happening on the road. |
| 1:28.8 | And in the green room. The green room? Yeah. Oh, it definitely goes down in the green room. |
| 1:32.2 | And listen, speaking of the comedy tour, we're going to be in a city near you very soon. |
| 1:36.1 | That's right. In the month of September. Get those tickets. It is definitely going down. |
| 1:39.7 | We're going to be in Albuquerque, New Mexico, Tucson, Arizona, Phoenix, Arizona, |
| 1:44.0 | and a high in California. Just me. Flip it over. Sank Saginaw, Michigan. |
| 1:48.9 | Saginaw. Cincinnati, Ohio, Scogie, Illinois, Bloomington, Illinois, Riverside, Iowa. |
| 1:54.2 | Hey. Northwood, Iowa, Rockford, Illinois, St. Louis, Missouri. All that is going down in September. |
| 2:00.8 | And if you want to get those tickets, we will have a link in the description right here. |
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