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The Toast

S4 Ep194: The Last One Where Jackie Is 28: November 5th, 2021

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2021

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast and happy Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.

0:11.0

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend weekend. Because she hasn't even spoken one word about it,

0:18.0

which is so weird. Your birthday is tomorrow.

0:20.0

Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you tomorrow. You're only a day.

0:30.0

Sorry, I don't want to turn off that many people. No, we're one check in. This is triggering.

0:36.0

Try to tell you that that was actually pretty good. Do you think I have a shot at any live?

0:40.0

Well, I don't know. The bar is low. So it's possible. Thank you. That was really good.

0:45.0

Thank you so much, Claudia. Happy birthday. I craft. Thank you.

0:49.0

I know tomorrow is the big day. It's really like not to be one of those girls. It's like, I'm not about birthdays.

0:55.0

Because you guys know that I am. And if you didn't get me a gift, like don't even look me in the eye.

0:59.0

But it's just like an anti-climactic birthday. I'm turning 29. So it's neither here nor there.

1:04.0

Thank God it's not 30, Jack. And I have more going on in my life. Like more important things than birthday tings.

1:10.0

Yeah. So I'm just sort of enjoying it. You know, it's going to be extremely low key.

1:14.0

But I do still expect the same caliber of present that you would do for any birthday.

1:20.0

Of course. So that's where I'm at. I'm excited to celebrate with my loved ones.

1:25.0

You know what? Like birthdays can be like depressing. And I feel like, okay, you're turning 29.

1:29.0

You're pregnant. You're married. You have a successful business. Like there's really nothing depressing about it.

1:33.0

No, I'm feeling extremely at peace. I feel like I'm where I'm meant to be.

1:38.0

And I'm looking forward to the future. I am not one of those people that's like getting older.

1:43.0

Turning 28 again. Yeah. You know, I'm exactly right.

1:47.0

You do have to bring that energy sometimes. But I know that I just can't believe like so much time has passed.

1:52.0

Like since I was just 21. You know, but I know that that's not who you are.

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