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The Toast

S4 Ep189: The Opposite of Yesterday's Stories: Friday, October 29th, 2021

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2021

⏱️ 43 minutes

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RHOBH star Dorit Kemsley is held at gunpoint and robbed of jewelry and handbags during 20-minute home invasion by three men while she was asleep with her kids (Daily Mail) Yolanda Hadid Claims Zayn Malik Struck Her (TMZ), Zayn Malik was charged with harassment after 'shoving Yolanda Hadid into a dresser' (Daily Mail) 'Devastated' Armorer Breaks Silence After Rust Death: 'No Idea Where the Live Rounds Came From' (PEOPLE) Facebook Changes Corporate Name to 'Meta' (Variety) Will Ferrell turned down $29M for 'Elf 2' because he's 'honest' The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Friday. You guys this week was quite a disjointed one, but nonetheless we made it to Friday.

0:11.0

Would have been toast to wean. But it's looking like toast to wean is happening on a Monday. What do you think, Claude? Is that your forecast?

0:18.0

Good morning everyone before I say anything. Let me just say happy Friday Friday getting down on Friday. Hope everyone's doing well. Yes, Jackie, things are looking up. We've been COVID tested 1000 times. I do believe we'll be able to be in studio on Monday with our second in costume. And you know what?

0:38.0

It'll be November 1st. It'll actually be closer to Halloween than today would have been. I know we're upset. I know you don't like to do it after I know. Yeah, I know I'm fine to do it after because of this. It's better than no toast to wean. But in general, like even if Halloween is like on a Thursday and then November 1st is Friday. Like I just once it's November. I'm sorry. It's Christmas season and you better take your costumes and put them in the trunk and we're moving on. But it works for toast to wean and.

1:08.0

I'm just excited that we'll be able to do it. I guess Christmas starts in November 2nd this year. Yes, everyone. I'm so relieved honestly that we're going to be able to do it. It's such an important tradition honestly. Like something that I hold really near and dear to my heart. So I'm so glad it'll be on Monday.

1:25.0

Gurgier Loines for toast to wean 2021. Very exciting and other than that what's also exciting is that it is Friday and we are heading into some alarm free living this weekend is going to be like the big weekend. Halloween weekend. Everyone's partying everyone's dressing up. I wonder what everyone's going to dress up as. I mean, I personally have no plans. Obviously. Are you doing anything for Halloween this weekend?

1:49.0

Well, so my plans have shifted and now I was invited to a swaray on Saturday. So I'm not sure if I'm going to go and if I do go, I have no costume because I wasn't supposed to be here for Halloween. Like my plans have just been shaken up. So I might be that bitch who goes to a Halloween party not in costume, which I hate.

2:09.0

Just throw on cat ear. Yeah, yeah, no, I have like wigs lying around like I'll just throw on and be Kylie. Yeah, don't be nothing. I I'm not into that. No, me neither. I'm going to try really hard to do something creative, but I've been seeing a lot of kids on TikTok being just sickening pop culture Halloween costumes.

2:26.0

I've seen you know the Rancho carne Taurus and the Grover and the not Grover Cleveland the Clovers.

2:33.0

And I've seen Isabella and Paula. I've seen a lot of Christina. Christina, I get layer a dirty. You know when she wears like those low rise jeans and the bikini top.

2:43.0

It's a cool costume, but no one can ever do it better than Kylie did it. And so why would you try? Agreed, but I like to see the kids out here on TikTok getting creative and doing what they can. Oh, I saw a hilarious one.

2:53.0

Two people dressed up as the two brothers from step brothers and they reenacted that scene with like the balls on my drum set. They were they were dressed so perfectly. Well, that's the thing about Halloween in 2021.

3:04.0

Like it's not just enough to wear a costume and go to a party. You also have to do like a sketch for your Instagram or your TikTok. Like it used to be you had to like get the right picture.

3:14.0

And then you also have to like do a side by side with the real character. Yeah, which to me silly because the people don't know what you are based on a picture. Then I'm sorry you didn't know you didn't know it exactly.

3:25.0

But now it's like you have to do some sort of like TikTok sound like being the person like it's extremely involved.

3:31.0

It is, but as a consumer, I can't tell you how wonderful my for you page was today. Like it was just full of like people being creative pop culture references. And that's what I live for.

3:40.0

But that's because you're for you pages is all the successful ones all the ones that are obviously you haven't see the sad ones.

3:47.0

You didn't see the sad ones of the people who are just doing it to do it. Stop them and cry. Like you saw the hits page. Maybe if you stay maybe if you stay on TikTok long enough, which I'm sure you will at some point this weekend, you'll get down to the ones that didn't make the top of the free page.

4:03.0

Oh my god, that is so sad. Please know. Well, yes, toast to me in this back. It's Friday and you know yesterday. It's almost like we we manifested this because we went on and on yesterday about how like especially before the show we were talking about how like it's just getting harder and harder to choose stories.

4:20.0

And then you know the universe said hold my beer and there's so much to talk about today. A lot of sad news actually. So I'm not glad. Of course that any of this is happening.

4:30.0

But we are going to talk about obviously all that's going on. Yes, we are also no TV recap today. We got the night off and so I started the new redheads book. We're reading the kitchen front. It's a little historical fiction with a food twist.

4:45.0

There's like recipes. It's really interesting. It's reminding me of the great British baking show plus Downton Abbey. If I had who selection. It's Rebecca. She's a historical fiction girly.

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