S4 Ep167: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory

We Hate Movies

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Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2014

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, the gang rides the rails with Steven Seagal and Eric Bogosian in the train hijacking sequel, Under Siege 2: Dark Territory! Why do we need Seagal microwaving a cake? Did Bogosian have to do that Rod Serling impression? And is Seagal really getting foiled by a Newton and a clogged fax line? PLUS: We all better go talk to the Captain.

Under Siege 2: Dark Territory stars Steven Seagal, Eric Bogosian, Everett McGill, Morris Chestnut, Peter Greene and Katherine Heigl; directed by Geoff Murphy.

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0:00.0	Hello, Andrew Jupin.
0:02.0	Chris Cabin.
0:03.0	Eric Ciska.
0:04.0	And we hate movies. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
0:15.0	Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
0:18.0	oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Hello everyone. I'm here to introduce you to the show.
0:35.0	I'm here to introduce you to the show.
0:37.0	That's a shitty way. I've been doing 160 some on times. I fucked it up.
0:41.0	Hey. All right. Well, anyway, hey. Hey. All right.
0:43.0	Well, anyway, hey, hey there.
0:47.0	Welcome to We Hate Movies, a comedy podcast that revolves around bad movies.
0:53.0	Today we're talking about
0:55.0	Under Siege 2 Dark Territory from 1995,
1:00.0	directed by Jeff Murphy.
1:02.0	Uof.
1:04.0	It's a Stephen Sagall woofer.
1:06.0	I mean, there's no dog in this at all.
1:08.0	I wish there was a dog.
1:10.0	Give me a dog.
1:11.0	If it was a dog, like solving all these puzzles on a train.
1:15.0	Or if it's like a bomb disposal dog, like it has to swallow the bomb and then like runs outside and the bomb detonates within the dog.
1:25.0	No, no, no, those dogs sniff out bombs.
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