S4 Ep165: The Seven Husbands of Christina Haack: Monday, September 20th, 2021

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Downton Abbey Spoilers (6:20 - 9:35) Emmys 2021 Winners Recap Body of Missing Woman Gabby Petito, 22, Believed to Be Found at Grand Teton National Park in Wyoming, FBI Says (PEOPLE) Bravo axes this season's 'Real Housewives of New York' reunion (Page Six) Christina Haack posts and deletes another ring pic with Joshua Hall (Page Six) SpaceX's Inspiration4 private all-civilian orbital mission (Space) Real Housewives of Potomac Recap Real Housewives of Salt Lake City LuLaRich Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast brought to you by Better
0:14.7	Help. It doesn't matter who you are or what you have. Life can be pretty damn hard. And
0:18.6	without a healthy mind, it's even harder. Check out online therapy with BetterHelp.com
0:22.6	slash toast and be on your way to a little more ease. Good morning, Jackie. How are you?
0:27.7	Good morning, Claude. You know, I've been better if I had to categorize this day. I would
0:33.5	say it's turning into a Cleveland day. Jackie, I hear you. I know you've been there a lot
0:38.7	this morning with the president being in town and the like it isn't president in town. It's
0:42.8	a UN General Assembly. Oh, this week. Probably both if I had to guess. Right. I think one precludes
0:48.7	the other. Therefore, like the city turns into a hot mess. Gridlock can't get anywhere streets
0:53.2	closed down. But I implore you to have a different perspective on the matter if I may. Okay, I'm
1:00.8	listening. It's Monday. We're rising. We're grinding. We're hustling. This is our week. We're
1:06.8	going to be successful. Make changes. Be happy. Come on. It's a Monday. What's wrong with you? I don't
1:13.3	know. Did something happen? Yeah, I tripped and fell on my head. You're living in a parallel universe.
1:18.1	I have trouble. You're like a positive person. No, come on. It's Monday. You're like if someone
1:21.9	who posts inspiration quotes. We're rising and grinding. Are you not? This morning, you know what I
1:27.8	was. This was like the first time in a few weeks that my hair is done because I've had no energy
1:31.7	the last two weeks to do it. But we had our friend Kristen's bridal shower yesterday. So my hair,
1:36.4	I did it yesterday. And I was excited to like come here. You know, here's my hair. It's so long.
1:41.6	Gorgeous. And I'm wearing some new maternity clothes. My shirt and my pants are both from Aiso's
1:47.6	maternity. Oh, did you enjoy the journey of Aiso's maternity? I did. I also tried on the dress
1:52.3	this morning that just it tried it tried me. Okay. I understand. And still I kept my upbeat out.
1:59.1	Did you return the dress? Are you going to keep it? No, because no, I'm not returning. You never know.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Dear Media, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Dear Media and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.